Wilbur Longbottom

[Wilbur Longbottom @DarthWilbur]

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@Izaakly Have

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Grown men weeping today at epic southerly head wind. Hard work to even cycle down hill. Final day, thankfully. $1.7k raised #VodaRiders

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Poor timing. 125km ride day after Dr Who 50th anniversary special. Chose to sleep, focus on the ride. Can't disappoint the kids. #VodaRiders

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Day2 brutal. B'fast was followed by a 99 switchback ascent out of Queenstown. 85KM b4 lunch. All 4 of us in bed by 8.30pm #VodaRiders

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Day 1 of ride: http://t.co/lIGC53hBFy check out blog http://t.co/OvT25uUftu #VodaRiders feeling pretty spent.

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@vodafoneau Day1 down, 145km later.. weather was fantastic, looking forward to stepping it up a gear tomorrow #vodariders

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This wknd 4 @VodafoneAU cyclists doing Cradle Mt 2 Hobart 4 @HeartKidsVicTas and Appin Hall. Contribute: http://t.co/1FRNRpc94o #VodaRiders

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I love Dropbox because they reward you with more space for tweeting about them. http://t.co/1OvqpTPN

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Can I go home now?

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If there ever were a coffee time, this were it.

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Need someone who can source working bee insurance

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Just a normal day. Ate a pie. Won an iPad.

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Needs a heap of Styrofoam boxes. Anyone got ideas?

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I am a cheeses freak and proud.

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Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs!

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David Bowie + Bing Crosby + Little Drummer Boy = Wow.

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Stage left. Just below cactus house.

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Anyone keen to come over to mine for Catan with me and Kieran? Now.

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Adobe! Why are you trying to ruin me?