Simon the Island Boy

I'm the guy from lord of the flies who is chill like that but still got absolutely wrecked by my gangster friends who thought I was the beastie. #SaveTheBeast

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

Guys Ralph is just a chill guy and Jack is just an unchill guy

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

Dude why is everyone so mean to piggy he is chill like that and he is also hella wise @Big_Pig_Island #GetFreaky #Stopthehate

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

Yooooo wsg guys the pigs head on a stick just tried to eat me and i passed out #SoHighRn

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

Yoooooo dude wtf there is just like a random pigs head on a stick right here and now it is talking to me like what

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

Dawg Ralph is just so chill like that like he will definetely escape this island

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

@Big_Pig_Island Um Piggy I think you got the wrong idea #DONOTEATMYMEAT

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

VOTE FOR CHIEF

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

Ok they just killed me and piggy @SimontheIslandBoy @PiggytheIsandBoy

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

Ok now i am dead and in the ocean like what the heck all I did was tell them that the beast was a dead guy on the hill and then they went freaky on me and threw me in the ocean. Maybe they thought i was the beast? #DiddyFreakoffs #IAmJesus

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

Ok they just stabbed me with a spear and now they are biting my toes #GetFreaky

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

Dawg what the heck they are trying to kill me now like what? all I did was tell them that the beast was a dead man on the hill #D1crashout #SaveTheBeastie

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

Yoo guys but like seriously I think the beastie is just a dead parachutist sooooo like don't crash out I'm gonna go tell the others now #IAmJesus

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

guys we are so happy that we all survived that plane crash but like this is getting annoying like where are the people to rescue us? its giving broke boy #SaveUsNow

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

this place is pretty chill i predict no conflicts between a bunch of boys stranded on an island #WeChillin

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

Erm what the sigma piggy got the wrong impression from me giving him my meat #TakePiggysMeatBack #DontEatMyMeat

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

Yooo guys I could rly use some help rn Jack is being mean to piggy and we should all give him our meat #GivePiggyMeat🍆👌

[Simon the Island Boy @DarthZipit]

Yooo wsg guys just hanging out on the island rn. Anyone wanna help me and ralph build some shelters pretty please? its for the greater good. #LordOfTheFlies #Shelter #RalphForChief1954