Darth Hotpants

I find your lack of pants… enthralling. Treat life with the same veracity as you take arguments with total strangers on social media.

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@LastWeekTonight not sure if you guys saw this, but @bucees is suing an Ohio town called BEAVERCREEK over their use of beavers in the town, mascots, etc.
Buc-ee’s literally just started opening locations in Ohio this year…

https://t.co/6z5Yt6nUMT

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.@LastWeekTonight not sure if you guys saw this, but @bucees is suing an Ohio town called BEAVERCREEK over their use of beavers in the town, mascots, etc.
Buc-ee’s literally just started opening locations in Ohio this year…

https://t.co/6z5Yt6nUMT

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@TheOmniLiberal

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@hasanthehun .@hasanthehun you’re the true pest. You pester everyone to ban @TheOmniLiberal. If he’s such a pest, let him be shunned or banned on his own merits instead of you being such a crybaby bitch behind the scenes constantly. Such a fat finasteride loser, 😂

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.@hasanthehun is a pathetic loser. He’s so fragile that he can’t handle @TheOmniLiberal in any adjacent space. At least be a man and own up to the pathetic crybaby that you are. You’re such a whiny man-child 😂

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@MattWalshBlog That’s not the own you think it is. What this means is if you grew up conservative, along the way you picked up that violence is the answer… so IF (since we have no idea) he was somehow converted to the left, he was OBVIOUSLY informed by the lessons and morals of his youth.

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.@NBCNightlyNews did you guys forget how to report on “Why?” Every story doesn’t even mention any ‘why’ to any story… Why did the suspect attack the Ukrainian woman(motive), why did the man kill the retired vet? WHY did Nepal’s govt ban social media??? ‘Why’ is a basic question.

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.@Bungie for the love of god fix the D2 sprint bug. Holy crap. It’s super fun to have every other spawn in crucible affected by this bug. Not only does it make me run super slow, but it affects my gun fire rate… it makes me a sitting duck half the time. Hardwire 👎!

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.@DestinyTheGame Anyone who’s participated in Arm’s week should have Ada’s Anarchy automatically awarded. This triumph is bad and horribly worded.

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.@TODAYshow you had MORE coverage of the Baldoni Lively case than the threats to our democracy via the POTUS’s insane HR 1 bill or the calls to arrest a sitting Governor. What is your News Director smoking? What the hell is going on in your newsroom???

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@currys Mario

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.@TODAYshow your show and those like yours are severely abdicating your journalistic responsibilities regarding the current state of our government. You’ve become fluffy nonsense that’s at best, useless. Report how bad HR 1 is… seriously.

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@RandPaul What a massive idiot you turned out to be. Woof.

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@krassenstein Once people like you stop glorifying people like Brian Thompson, a man whose decisions as the CEO of a healthcare provider caused undue death to increase profits and the company stock price. How many thousands of people have died as a result of the decisions he made?….

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@jessesingal I think it’s easy to comprehend the middle… or maybe the more than middle take that there exists much more healthcare in this country which, instead of being doled out to patients, is instead subverted to pay shareholders and the corporate infrastructure of these companies.

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@WallStreetApes Any idiot could stop for two seconds and realize that the issue is almost certainly how we measure the “volume” of mail. Paul is likely using individual pieces of mail as a metric, but considering the mail has decreased in Individual pieces yet increased in large packages…

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@MonicaCrowley @Kash_Patel This is among the dumbest political takes in history. Congrats!

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@SamCaudell @Jameshenry1970 Gotcha champ. Trump may not be a Nazi, but he got their endorsement... twice, lol.

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@WallStreetMav The system is designed to support everyone. The same way you pay into insurance and you may never get/need all the money you paid into it. It doesn't take a genius to understand the way the system works...

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@YahooSports @uncrownedcombat LOL, Paul landed a blow on a senior citizen and that somehow gives him cred?