Getting an ECG at the hospital. Dr has instructed me to remove my bra as well as my top. Bro doesn’t know he is about to see the most show stopping perky naturals. I fear he will be the one needing an ECG after this.
Before I was famous I ran into Elon Musk at a popular chain restaraunt that will remain unnamed (rhymes with Kurger Bing) - I politely informed him he had a weak chin and a foul disposition.
I low key fear that's what made him the way he is.
I instinctively like people who call everyone they meet "brother" or "sister". It's a wonderful worldview that I would love to have but can't because I'm such a moany old cunt.