Jesse

not like the other girls

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

just found out Erin thought opossum was spelled O'possum like an Irish name

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

@wildegooseweb It took me 10 minutes to figure out what this means by running through every combination of characters' names

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

my favorite part about changing the batteries in something in my house is then I have a bunch of stuff I can throw in the ocean later

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

@PuppersDelight When did Edward Cullen get on Twitter

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

I don't know why this is, but whenever someone mentions either Cocomelon or Lululemon, I have to take a second and really think hard to remember which is which

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

This fall, we must elect more senators and representatives who will codify a woman’s right to choose into federal law. We need to elect more state leaders to protect this right at the local level. We need to restore the protections of Roe as law of the land.

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

furiously re-reading my boarding pass as I step up to the gate just in case I forgot how to read before

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

Watching #StrangerThings with subtitles really makes me see the word "squelching" more than I'd like to

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

@CatGrrrce RuPaul Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

I'm always dumbfounded to see full-grown adults sneezing directly into their hands... like bro... we learned this in kindergarten

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

Arby's is short for Arbucks

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

@CatGrrrce Why wait, I can bully you about it without even visiting

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

accidentally wore my inside shoes outside.... don't text

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

@CatGrrrce @onepeloton @QuickBooks I won't be happy until I can file my tax return on TurboTax for Samsung Smart Fridge

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

@wildegooseweb I think you should follow your dreams

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

@GrahamKartna Another classic Kartna jam

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

@nakeyjakey HE'S BACK

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

just heard a guy on the street yell "hey dumbass!" and I ALMOST looked up but didn't

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

@wildegooseweb what did I miss

[Jesse @Darth_Maeder]

@GrahamKartna Top 0.1% of listeners, you're definitely my favorite actor from Mean Girls