Eliiiiiiiiza

A Busy Bitchin' Baker Bee

[Eliiiiiiiiza @Darth_Pastry]

@Hailey_Comette No, you just scratch in your sleep then

[Eliiiiiiiiza @Darth_Pastry]

Hot new game show idea: it’s like finders keepers, except the rooms are dark. How do the pair of you see? The blinding light of a Pennifer Coolidge.

I yearn for grown up Nickelodeon games.

[Eliiiiiiiiza @Darth_Pastry]

@Hailey_Comette @bookbag09 I thought you could edit documents for a reason?

[Eliiiiiiiiza @Darth_Pastry]

Kinda super bummed that my @taylorswift13 TTPD cardigan is literally falling apart at the seams 😭

[Eliiiiiiiiza @Darth_Pastry]

Hey, @peacock where is the tab of Olympic coverage with @SnoopDogg as the commentator in one easy auto-play format?

[Eliiiiiiiiza @Darth_Pastry]

@Hailey_Comette Oh fully agree. Sexy weather archeologists in the ✨rain✨ dramatically sharing their ✨emotions✨ and the mummy doesn’t even have Philip Seymour Hoffman

[Eliiiiiiiiza @Darth_Pastry]

@Hailey_Comette Wouldn’t you also like to pretend you’re showering in a prison?!

[Victoria Paris @VictoriaParis]

I can do really hard things (get pussy waxed whilst on period)

[Eliiiiiiiiza @Darth_Pastry]

@Hailey_Comette Ma’am. It is December. You are going to the Appalachian region of the country.

[Eliiiiiiiiza @Darth_Pastry]

@Hailey_Comette Nah nah nah, thats both paws. I think that means he has that tism rizz

[Em 🪩 @Hailey_Comette]

besties semi-regular catch up time with @Darth_Pastry !! join us!

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[Eliiiiiiiiza @Darth_Pastry]

@Hailey_Comette @bookbag09 ITS GONNA RUIN EVERYTHIIIIIIIING

[Em 🪩 @Hailey_Comette]

My thoughts on Panera Bread, the tragic nature of aging, and @Darth_Pastry's review of the new Britney Spears book. All tonight, on High Tea!

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[Eliiiiiiiiza @Darth_Pastry]

I sit on the floor in my dark office doing mysterious things, but I bring in baked goods every week.
And my coworkers are like “yea, that’s our bog pixie, Liza, she’s a little quirky but have you tried her blondies?”

I am the office cryptid.

[Eliiiiiiiiza @Darth_Pastry]

Having ADHD is being entirely sober, but getting distracted and freaking out in the bathroom that you lost your pants at work…because you forgot you were wearing a skirt

[Eliiiiiiiiza @Darth_Pastry]

If your @Spotify playlist is named “Disney Songs That Go Harder Than Your Mom Last Night” and doesn’t include a single song from The Goofy Movie, you did it wrong

[Brianna❤️‍🔥 @bookbag09]

“Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead.
Just walk beside me and be my friend.”
-Albert Camus

“It’s nice to have a friend.”
-Taylor Swift

[Em 🪩 @Hailey_Comette]

wanna hear about why @Darth_Pastry and I had to each go to the hospital?? tune in!

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[Em 🪩 @Hailey_Comette]

silly geese, flappin' their beaks (w/ @Darth_Pastry)

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