Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer

Father, Packer fan, dark jedi, gamer, Libra, my wife could beat you up. Believe science.
Black lives still matter.
$DaveFreeman

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

"I don't like a lot of rules. The more rules you have, the more chances they have to break 'em. So I only have 3 rules.
1. Be on time
2. Pay attention
3. When I ask you to play hard, play hard"
-John Madden

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

As I look around and see this all burning down around me, I can only say goodbye and good luck. I'm deleting Twitter from my phone today.
Oh and Fuck you Elongated Muskrat

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

@NintendoAmerica oh, and thanks

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

@NintendoAmerica WHERE. IS. MY. EARTHBOUND. AND MARIO RPG?!?!?!

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

See...@NintendoAmerica don't get me wrong, announcing the remake has made me incredibly happy
But I warn you, you're setting a dangerous precedent. 'Cause now I'm just gonna keep tweeting stuff at you until it happens
So, I need Wind waker HD and Paper Mario TTYD on Switch. Thx

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

@NintendoAmerica
I am once again asking you to add Mario RPG to SNES online.

I'm begging y'all

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

https://t.co/XykwfmhKeD

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

@NintendoAmerica
I am once again asking you to add Mario RPG to SNES online.

I'm begging y'all

[PowerA Gaming @PowerA]

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😎Nintendo Switch - OLED Model
🗿Mario Statue from @First4Figures
💺All-Star Floor Rocker chair from @XRockerGaming
🎮More from us!

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

I'm gonna say it.
We all owe @prattprattpratt
An apology.
We already knew @jackblack @KeeganMKey and Charlie Day were gonna crush it.
I can't wait for the sequel.
More Luigi.
Make Bowser swallow his pride and work with the bros against a greater for(trust me)
#SuperMarioMovie

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

@Caddicarus Will it be caddy waddy, the Maddy paddy?
That would be great

[PowerA Gaming @PowerA]

WooHoo! We’re celebrating MAR10 Day with a ✨ Giveaway ✨

Enter now for a chance to win a prize pack featuring Mario themed controllers and a protection case!

👉 https://t.co/dIGxOZTcd2

#MAR10Day

[PowerA Gaming @PowerA]

Deck out your new PlayStation 5!

We're giving away a PS5 Accessory bundle to three lucky winners. 🔥

Enter for a chance to WIN ✨ https://t.co/MH7fBWgfC7

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

This place hasn't imploded in on itself yet? Huh.

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

Since Twitter is now a capitalist hellscape my only posts will now be related to contests and referrals
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[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

I entered the #StarWarsJediSurvivor Saber Hunt #giveaway ! Enter for your chance to win a Star Wars prize pack including a Cal Kestis lightsaber and more: https://t.co/hriU0k7RMV

[EA Star Wars @EAStarWars]

Focus your mind… There’s a secret hidden in the #StarWarsJediSurvivor trailer - find it for a chance to win a Cal Kestis lightsaber and prize pack!

Find out more: https://t.co/Yu7I6YXx2K

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

@FootofaFerret You know it won't stop him. 1 was absolute garbage, yet here we are...

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

@MatPatGT did you watch #NostalgiaCritic new commercial special? He attacks Diet Coke and I feel like you should know...I need you two to throw down about this
https://t.co/c0LnkabzyK @ChannelAwesome

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

@SEGA Sonic the Hedgehog

[rabbidluigi 🇵🇸 @rabbidluigi]

I know this Twitter Blue drama with all the fake accounts is bad for the long-term health of this site but I’ve had so much fun over the last couple of days.

We should’ve let people impersonate Nestle years ago

[Devastatin' Dave The VA Gamer @Darthsiege]

This platform is burning down around us...and it's hilarious.
Thanks #Muskrat

[Andrew L. Seidel @AndrewLSeidel]

Best one yet: