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[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

Is anyone else sick of notifications or is this a me thing?

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

They axe me what I do and who I do it fo

and I'm like, I don't even know.

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

Damn. Every car in Michigan is a piece of shit.

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

I legit just sat here for 10 minutes thinking the Colts were playing the Falcons.

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

Excuse me, but my #coffee needs to make me feel like a #man. Can you put a gun or a skull on it or something?

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

#DallasCowboys

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

Why does my search for "gold shower rod" keep autocorrecting?

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

I hope everyone's happy about the economy.

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

The most you'll ever hear about #incest is during election season.

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

Can I get a #Falcons jersey in #Dolphins colors?

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

Hang on babe. We can't leave until I put on my Trump bracelet.

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

I'm not a problem guy. I'm a problem, guy!

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

If I have to use a semicolon in an email, you done fucked up.

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

All giving a fuck ever gets you is angry.

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

Where did roadrunners run before cars were invented?

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

No one out huts the pizza.

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

@PFTCommenter

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

I just got an email from my car. It's fine.

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

Thinking that 2 Domino's pizzas, cheese shit, whatever else, and some #Coke costs $75 is legitimately insane.

[Cody @Darty_Deeds]

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