DarvaXian

Avid Football fan ⚽️🤍❤️

[DarvaXian @DarvaxFollower]

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@NoodleHairCR7 When Argentina score, the FIFA President looks like he just won the lottery. 😭🤣

When Portugal score, he's suddenly studying the stadium architecture.

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@NoodleHairCR7 Neves after scoring his first World Cup goal:

📱 Incoming call...

Ronaldo: "Proud of you, my boy. Now let's talk about assists." 😭🤣⚽

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@TrollFootball Neves scored a header... 😭⚽

And he's the shortest player on the pitch.

At this point, DR Congo defenders should be charged with assisting the goal.

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@NoodleHairCR7 Portugal fans right now:

"We don't care who scores..."

Ronaldo touches the ball

"Actually, we do." 😭🤣🐐⚽

Let's get the man his hat-trick!

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@NoodleHairCR7 Come on Portugal! 😭🇵🇹⚽

Forget the three points...

Let's get Ronaldo his three goals first. 🐐🎩🎩🎩

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@TrollFootball Zidane after watching his son allow 3 goals:

"I won three Champions Leagues in a row for this?" 😭🤣⚽

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@mufaddal_vohra Gill against top teams: "Let me think about it."

Gill against minnows: "Where's my Player of the Match trophy?"😂😂

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@nocontextfooty Zidane after watching his son allow 3 goals:

"I won three Champions Leagues in a row for this?" 😭🤣⚽

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@NoodleHairCR7 Portugal fans after seeing today's lineup:

"Respectfully, anything less than 5 goals is a disappointment." 😭🐐⚽

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@proinexcel 6

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@IQTestBrain I am not that genius

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@NatureWorld44 sadly I am from that 99%

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@AmitabhJha3 @firstpost 😂😅

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@TrollFootball The World Cup is the girl I like... 😭⚽

And Portugal is me.

Every four years I convince myself, "This time it's happening."

Then reality kicks in. 🤣💔

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@NoodleHairCR7 One thing that will definitely happen today:

Ronaldo will take a shot.

The crowd will think it's a goal before the ball even leaves his foot. 😭🐐🍿

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Bernardo Silva signs a 2-year deal with Real Madrid. ⚪🔥

Pep spent years teaching him how to beat Real Madrid.

Now he'll be helping them do it. 😭🤣

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@nocontextfooty Messi scores a hat-trick.

Messi fans immediately checking whether Ronaldo has a match today. 😭🤣⚽

The GOAT debate never takes a day off.

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@AmitabhJha3 🙏🙏💐💐

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@mufaddal_vohra India: Scores 400+

Also India: Loses all 10 wickets

Commitment to equality. Everyone gets a turn.

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@FabrizioRomano AC Milan: "We want Markus Krösche."

Frankfurt: "We like him too much to let that happen." 😭🤣