Daryl Felsberg

Comedian. Writer. Musician. Actor. MC. Native Texan. The proud kind, like with a gun and stuff. And I like boobs.

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Just saw Top Gun Maverick. Very upset they didn’t name Goose’s kid Gossling.

#TopGunMaverick #topgun @TomCruise

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It’s weird…. Most people excited about @elonmusk buying @Twitter hate electric cars.

#tesla #comedy #followme #twitter #twitter #ElonMusk

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@jimmypardo @billyjoel Dammit! I meant 80’s. Not only I ruin your bit with my bit, but ruined my own bit.

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@jimmypardo Frankly I feel this is a direct rip off of my @billyjoel tribute show of only his 90’s Doo Wop songs I do with a guitar. Just me and 90 minutes of “Uptown Girl” and “For the Longest Time” over and over and over.....

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I hate him.

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@Square website down. Not taking reporting sales through terminal.

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@FelsbergGarrick Ahhhh it’s a good piece of business if you ask me.

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Part I: it’s a Pandemic Dammit!
#Covid_19 #CoronavirusPandemic #standupcomedy #funny #followme

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#coved19 #coronavirus #okboomer #follow #comedy #funny

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I got my Corona Virus inoculation. Good for three years.

#panchos #coronavirus #standupcomedy #followme

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You know what? No one is talking about the Coved 19 Virus in Mexico...... probably can't survive their water.

#Mexico #coronavirus

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Understand that when Troy Aikman says it’s “4th and a mile” it’s because basic math escapes him.
#SuperBowl #nfl #troyaikman

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So cool that Tom Cruise did the fly over during the National Anthem.
#superbowl #topgun #SuperBowl

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I had no idea Dan and Shay were country. I’m speechless.
#grammys

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$20 that Billie Eilish can kick the shit out of all 9 BTS members.
#grammys
#kpop

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Think Blake and Gwen are out for Harry and Meagan’s old job.
#grammys
#RoyalFamily

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#Transformers

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When do Lizzo and her sizeable dancers combine like the constructicons?
#grammys

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Some of Korea’s most attractive women are in the band BTS. #GRAMMYs

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Blowing your nose loudly in a Resturaunt is the equivalent of farting. Walk your snotty ass outside.
Fight me. #snotty #nose #flu #fart #restaurant #courtesy