D. Metcalfe

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[D. Metcalfe @DarylMetcalfe]

Especially the X-men. All those muscles, all that spandex, taunt young bodies...
I mean, SAVE OUR TRADITIONAL MARRIAGES!!!!

[D. Metcalfe @DarylMetcalfe]

I'll be damned if we are forced to recognize the union of a man and his comic book collection

[D. Metcalfe @DarylMetcalfe]

And for those 'celebrating' gay marriage in PA, I'll have you know I saw a man clearly undressing a dog with his eyes tonight.

[D. Metcalfe @DarylMetcalfe]

And don't get me started on 'Falafel'.

[D. Metcalfe @DarylMetcalfe]

I saw some non-American sounding things in the On The Border menu.
Quesadilla?
Isn't "Flat Cheese American Bread" good enough??

[D. Metcalfe @DarylMetcalfe]

Vote Straight White Privilege, #VoteMetcalfe

[D. Metcalfe @DarylMetcalfe]

Remember folks, vote to oppress minorities, #VoteMetcalfe