I’m so glad I’m Scottish and get access to all the best lawyers. My new lawyer is great, and the sex with her is even better. This is all going to end so smoothly I know it.
Drake says he planted a fake mole for Kendrick Lamar to spread false info 👀
“We plotted for a week & we fed you the information. A daughter that’s 11 years old, I bet he takes it”
Kanye West assaulted paparazzi.
But they harassed him first
Kanye ruined Taylor’s big moment
But we all knew he was right
Kanye is a Trump supporter
But he’s just vulnerable and led astray
Kanye West is literally a neo-nazi
But but but he wrote Ultralight Beam 🥺
No one tells a joke like Norm MacDonald did. He could repeat you the one you just told him and have you laughing like you’ve never heard it before. The man lived funny. Every breath he exhaled was an effort to make someone laugh. Hard not to adore the man.
RIP Norm 🙏
I choose words carefully so as to speak truthfully, precisely. To give you all the information i want you to have and none of the information don’t. This allows me to be the oversharing paradox that tells you nothing about myself. An art I crafted well without noticing.
again, and a few more than others. Thank you for tolerating me for so long. I was lucky to have you and I’m sorry for being a horrible friend. I love you and I wish that every day of the rest of your life is the best of your life. Everyone was only ever wonderful to me.
deserved better than me and I’m sorry for how strongly I justified that. As for this twitter space, I’m sure I’ll be back. This is my main Twitter and real name. This is me. I’m still just not in a fit mental state to put my thoughts in public. The mask is weak. As for everyone