Daryl Shifflett

Still curious. Still delighted

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I’m gonna start a band called ‘Myself Out’. Then when you buy a ticket to my show and tell your friends ‘I’m going to see Myself Out’, it’ll leave them wondering what they did wrong

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One benefit of always running hot: Anytime I hold a baby, they snuggle up against my chest 🥰

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@heyshipz Gonna miss you Bob

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@goodreads We helped him survive

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“Call me anytime,” my friend said.
So I replied, “Greetings, Dark Ages.”
He just stared at me blankly.
I left before he could ask questions

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Vampire: “I can’t stand mirrors.”

Therapist: “Sounds like you struggle with self-reflection.”

Vampire: “Finally, someone who gets me."

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I want my last words to be "extremely profound". That way, when I die and someone asks what they were, the answer will be, "Extremely profound." 

People will spend the next 50 years asking, "Okay, but what WERE they?!"

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If you eat pad Thai while feeling down, does it become sad Thai?

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@anxietymsgs Th Chemical Brothers - Go

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@HJamesWrites I do actually

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@Akir_a997 Rammstein - Mutter

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@schiz04renic Not your fault

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@quotetoponder Hi Coco

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@Matt_Pinner Hi Walt

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@Matt_Pinner Hi Walt!

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@AuthorGFAllen Can’t help it

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@Lovandfear We are two cans of paint that spilled into each other and mixed together. My life is immersed with you now and I can never be the color I was before.

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@goodreads ‘The Will of the Many’

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@astropics The Reaper

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@LovelyFilters It’s the only times I do

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@Geminihumour Which can really suck. It’s like waking from a simulator when reality hits