Daryn Thornton

SC- daryn04
Scottish

[FF @Follow_Follow_]

WTAF is this?

[Daryn Thornton @DarynThornton]

@CRF_94 @MacaloneyStuart Wee stu would struggle with that

[Daryn Thornton @DarynThornton]

@riannedowney_ currently in Aberdeen waiting for the gig!! Can't wait. Any chance of a meet and greet ?? 👍🎶🎸

[Daryn Thornton @DarynThornton]

@BowhouseBairns Teddie completing his jigsaw

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why is he in prison for 18 months?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Novus Ordo Seclorum

[Daryn Thornton @DarynThornton]

@brookecombe are you at Edinburgh airport at burger king or am I mistaken?? #areyouwithme #bigfan

[Daryn Thornton @DarynThornton]

No wonder the world is at the all time high for mental health. Watching this #ParisOlympics opening, having guys dressed as women dance among young kids is just mixing and damaging their brains of the young. Take me back to the 80's 90's when it was normal #france #Paris #normal

[Ewen Cameron @EwenDCameron]

Paddy Power 👏🏼

The twist at the end

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Daryn Thornton @DarynThornton]

Perrie took her school mascot little Elmo to the Helix to celebrate 10 years of kelpies. @BowhouseP2S @BowhousePS

[Daryn Thornton @DarynThornton]

Perries schools Elmo came with us to see the Forth Rail Bridge. @BowhouseP2S @BowhousePS

[Daryn Thornton @DarynThornton]

@ZLaner is on British TV show the chase

[Miss Steedman & P3/2 @BowhouseP32]

A brilliant start to our story map 😁🙌🏼. Well done P.

[Philippe Clement @philippe_clemnt]

What a feeling to win my first prize with @RangersFC 💙🏆

[Rangers Football Club @RangersFC]

🏆 @philippe_clemnt

#ViaplayCup

[Daryn Thornton @DarynThornton]

@BowhouseP2S @BowhousePS Pyper weekend with elmo.

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Daryn Thornton @DarynThornton]

@O2 has to be one of the worst companies about. Spent 3 hours trying to get through to them

[Daryn Thornton @DarynThornton]

https://t.co/G7YVAIkQQD

[ryan @ryan235_]

Look where the first guy lands😂