Darzipan

If “I ain’t gay but-“ was a person

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Mario are you.... doing okay?

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For the lesbians:
Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a man or have your girlfriend turn into a worm

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Cant wait to hit my teacher with the “Miss Im sorry but I was scrolling Twitter” when she asks why I got a -3% on my test

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Guy i just got a new flannel! Anyways, women’s rights are-

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I feel like seeing a guy in a red flannel either means he’s a misogynist or he just a lumberjack
This post was made by yellow flannel gang

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I feel like seeing a guy in a red flannel either means he’s a misogynist or he just a lumberjack
This post was made by yellow flannel gang

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Its just a prank bro

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I’d better see someone put down me and Robbert J. Oppenheimer

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Drop a photo of two people who did the same thing, but on far out classes the other
As an example:

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@PopBase @ChubbsDX they found you

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Mfs for real say shit like ''If men and women are equal then why aren't they on the *oil rigs*?!?!?''
It's cause being on an oil rig sounds fucking dog shit and no one wants to do that

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@ChubbsDX My honest reaction

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A lot of my friends stopped responding when I drop an unprompted mipha, so to counteract that, I got new friends

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@ChubbsDX Take all the screenshots you want, I’m done hiding who I am

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My ideal girl?
Well I like it when she’s able to pick me up when I fall down, I like the water so it would be nice if she could swim, I don’t have much in the way of status so if I was able to marry into that and I’m doing aren’t I

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You know when the dishwasher perfectly cleans all the dishes? Yeah, me neither

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It’s okay to cyber bully someone if they’re using a gimmick kit on PvP legacy: A Thread
(1/512)

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I will wake up tomorrow and eat cornflakes and pasta

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Famous last words: “Nah dude my puff goes insane”

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TONIGHT I shall be nuzlocking Pokémon fusions
Pokémon shall be named after subs so prepare your mothers credit card