Francesca Krueger

I like sweaters, puffy vests and eating grass.

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

.@BarackObama Can you retweet this to your constituents? RT @akcdoglovers: Make your Fourth of July 'Fido Friendly'

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

Why isn't everyone cool with JUST sparklers and snakes for the 4th? #freakin #tooloud

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

What's the ratio for pee cleaner? Is it two parts vinegar to one part water? #superbowl

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

By the way, if you're in the area, I'm having people over for the game tonight. The rents are out of town!

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

Excessive hydration? What kind of bullshit call is that ref? #puppybowl

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

.@meepthebird Whoa!!! What a play by Mandy! #teamcutepuppies #puppybowl

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

@k_squared12 Velcro

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

.@sMolly_Johnson I'm tired of having to go outside to pee. You can have my identity.

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

So quiche RT @akcdoglovers: Are your #dogs gearing up for New Year’s? Let’s see some pics!! http://t.co/RqToftR943

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

@k_squared12 Not sure why I just thought about this but you should totes not wear shoes on the plane tomorrow!

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

#RIP Paul Walker. I would have let you walk me any day.

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

@gabbiejohnson_ Thx! I've had a lot more time to focus on my own personal photography since I quit my job at Arnold Bark.

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

I've tried to refrain from typing because I don't want to get c'arf'al tunnel syndrome.

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

I'm back on Twitter everyone! Please, hold your appaws.

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

Terrierble RT @Time_withTim: @DasBeaner how was the 4th for you franny?

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

Has anyone ever stayed in Pawnee city? Sounds like a real dump.

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

Just getting back to Twitter everyone. What's everyone been up to? My rents took my phone away because I barfed in my mom's shoe.

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

This girl is. #turntheTVon RT @NEHumaneSociety: Raise a paw or RT if your pets are sick of the fireworks already! http://t.co/XxmvKFKNVG

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

It's bad enough dealing with thunderstorms in the summer but FIREWORKS too!!! #WTF

[Francesca Krueger @DasBeaner]

Just crop dusted @A_Schneider12, @k_squared12 and @Ashtnktchersux #gotcha