Cale Clark

mayonnaise colored Benz, I push miracle whips

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

I remember my first field goal

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

Do we get refunds for the MLB sub if our team sucks?

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

Fact that the Royals and Sporting KC seasons are essentially over before the NFL draft is certainly a feat. Evidently too much to ask to keep us interested until July. Let’s have a great summer.

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

Jason Day with a DeWalt sponsorship always gets me. That guy has never picked up a power tool in his life. #TheMasters

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

Would you just look at little ol’ KC attracting the world’s best national teams. #FIFAWorldCup

[Kansas City @KansasCity]

Welcome to the heartland: England, Argentina, and the Netherlands!

It’s an honor to be your home away from home as you prepare for the world stage.
From training pitch to match day, we’re ready to show you the very best of midwestern hospitality ⚽️❤️

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

The hell is this?

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

For the first time since 2018, the AFC will crown a new champion other than the Chiefs or Bengals 😳

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

Losers

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

I know Broncos fans aren’t bitching about penalties lmao not a chance

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

@AndrewSpruill_ He’s done some dumb shit this year.

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

@MizzouHoops Probably my favorite Tiger ever

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

🤯🤯🤯

[Josh Dubow @JoshDubowAP]

This season will be first AFC title game without either Patrick Mahomes or Tom Brady starting at QB since the 2010 season when Ben Roethlisberger beat Mark Sanchez

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

Jason’s another talking head who has been saying this for five years. Congrats buddy!

[Jason McIntyre @jasonrmcintyre]

5 months ago.
At 6-6, the chiefs have under a 50% chance to make the playoffs.

🔮🔮

[Andrew @AndrewSpruill_]

Never wanna hear shit about the fucking refs again

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

Is that Al Roker or Deion Sanders? #MacysThanksgivingParade

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

@PacSun

[Andrew @AndrewSpruill_]

My flannel was $25 from pacsun in case anyone was wondering 💁🏼‍♀️

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

Hasn’t Will been saying this each year for the past like 5 years

[Kay Adams @heykayadams]

The Chiefs are cooked.

@_willcompton

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

Yeah this team ain’t making the playoffs. How is the offense this bad?

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

Do the Chiefs suck?

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

Do the Chiefs suck?

[Cale Clark @DasClarkness]

Do the Chiefs suck?