Das Daily Trumpet

Official Parody Newspaper from the elite & scholarly student journalists of the beautiful Trump U Main Campus. Death to the Failing NYT.

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DAS DAILY TRUMPET
'Tis the Xmas season and, as always, DDT comes to the rescue with only the most important news from the most Christian of them all, the Trump devotees.

Today we bring you a special something that only those who are bffs with certain people got.

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@Jane610D ❤

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DAS DAILY TRUMPET:
The near total news source for the near totalitarian in your life. And brought to you by the fine student journalists of Trump U! Follow us at @DasDailyTrumpet

After salad dressing, they have moved on to the vegetables as well. Well, Vanky's got you covered!

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@ScotsMargo @RinzenLhamo 😂👍

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@DasDailyTrumpet @RinzenLhamo Thought this is a good word for politicians.

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@Jane610D What an excellent patriot you are!

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@acowan25 Quick, run to the dollar store, get stencils, salad spinners, magnets, and some tape....
Oh, and gold paint.

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@WWardcraft Plus a few other charges....😉

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@mckinley0930 Cash only, no returns.😁

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DAS DAILY TRUMPET:
The semi-reliable news source of Trump U, by the fine student journalists of this esteemed institution. Follow us at @DasDailyTrumpet

Today a certain former bff of our Founder. One thing you can say about those two is how humble they truly are.

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@Jane610D 😂😂😂

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DAS DAILY TRUMPET:
The best non-exemplary paper around, (and from Trump U's finest student journalists)! Follow us at @DasDailyTrumpet

We were so stunned at the magnificence of DJT's recent message that it took us back a few days...and then we received the original. Ooooh.

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@FarberShaun Ooooh, great idea. Wait, she might be photographing something as well.

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DAS DAILY TRUMPET:
The favorite paper of Eurocentric bathroom attendants everywhere, and brought to you by the fine student journalists of Trump U. Follow us at @DasDailyTrumpet

Mike Flynn? Courage, wisdom, Martian child sex slaves w/pizza delivery, and some weird stuff.

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DAS DAILY TRUMPET:
Your semi-reliable news source, straight from the esteemed student journalists of Trump U! Follow us at @DasDailyTrumpet

When TU sees an opportunity to make money we are there, and the newest citizen wannabes gave our Ivanka a wonderful idea.

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@StrtOuttaCutlr Is that a type of small kosher fish?😉😂

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DAS DAILY TRUMPET:
The almost news source for almost all your newsy needs - and from the finest student journalists of Trump U! Follow us at @DasDailyTrumpet

Alumni Marjorie Taylor Greene is a creature of unfathomable wisdom. The problem is whether one fathoms.

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@scott68ca Why, thank you!😉

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DAS DAILY TRUMPET:
Your near-best nigh dependable news source, from the fine student journalists of Trump U! Follow us at @DasDailyTrumpet

We, at DDT, rarely feel comfortable advertising something we can't get a kick back from, but such honest Christian work should be promoted.

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@carolyn_from 😁👍

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@carolyn_from 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂