Matt F.

28 • he/him • observe as the little monkey tweets himself into oblivion

[micha 🎀 @mewgami]

the way the sunlight pours down on him right after the race is absolute cinema. there's no other way to describe it

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

just burst into tears

[Elle Nolastname @DSMSIX]

“So… I’ve met someone new. She lives in Germany and-”

expected prejudice: “she”? you’re dating a girl?

my Brazilian family: AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO US IN THE 2014 WORLD CUP SEMIFINALS?

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[Hobart @vekllei]

after school

[julia @eathedocument]

told my teenage coworker i’m going to a concert next week and he went “you’re probably gonna go see some old shit like simon and garfunkel” and he was right i’m seeing paul simon

[serinide @webegga]

enough time has passed that i can safely say when this went viral people made it an alcohol vs non-alcohol thing. it's time for me to speak my truth. it had vodka in it

[ganii @gahhnie]

do not do this btw youll end up doing the Expression

[Stephanie ॐ @StephBKNY]

In Mamdani’s NYC, we’re all family, don’t believe the lies

[king of rods (Mr TADC shitpost) @Via04tune]

In the Court of the Crimson king
#tadc #pomni #caine

[Dan Baltic @baltic_dan]

They won, Dad

[TheRiverdraws🇧🇷🍉| COMMS CLOSED @theriverdraws]

"...another fight."
Day 2 of drawing Asgore everyday until the chapter 5 release. #deltarune

[jay (comms… closed…) @chocoyanstickz]

#gorumaku comm!! thank you!!

[GoldAthena 💜 @gold_athena_]

[MOD RELEASE] Halo: CE - Female Master Chief
Available NOW on the Steam Workshop

Happy Pride, everyone!!

[ThatGuy @ThatGuyOnToilet]

Go Haru!

#umamusume #ウマ娘

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

In Louisiana, this is how you can tell if a gator is in that water

[MrCleanStorm @MrCleanStormV]

#DELTARUNE #animation