David Sullivan

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: President Biden announces a historic plan for the U.S. Postal Service to purchase 66,000 electric vehicles — by 2026 they will buy nothing but zero-emissions vehicles, a massive victory in the fight against climate change. RT TO THANK JOE BIDEN!

[David Sullivan @DasMagnus]

Nightmare fuel 😬

[ARCHIVED NASA Exoplanets @NASAExoplanets]

The misconception that there is no sound in space originates because most space is a ~vacuum, providing no way for sound waves to travel. A galaxy cluster has so much gas that we've picked up actual sound. Here it's amplified, and mixed with other data, to hear a black hole!

[David Sullivan @DasMagnus]

Scootsie
#FilmsForMuppets

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The Princess and the Cookie
#FilmsForMuppets

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No Country for Statler and Waldorf
#FilmsForMuppets

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@tommylondon Sanitarium

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@ksw_7 Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

That new #Joker movie sounds really funny!

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@HamillHimself Kinda resembles Kirk Lazarus (RDJr)

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That fart must have been incredibly toxic to rattle these masters

[New York Post @nypost]

Dart championship descends into madness as players accuse each other of farting https://t.co/KUWGWErwAo

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

People headed to the hospital to give Ruth Bader Ginsburg one of their ribs

[David Sullivan @DasMagnus]

Alamo Drafthouse Cinema - Richardson: https://t.co/IgX5nw41k0

[David Sullivan @DasMagnus]

@ZakkWyldeBLS @Spotify @iTunes @amazon @AppleMusic @BestBuy @WyldeAudio @DeathWishCoffee Badass. Where can we get the jersey shirts

[OME @Mike_Eagle]

nazis and confederates are white people that lost wars to other white people but somehow its still brown people's fault

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Keith Richards' Housekeeper Has Braced Herself For Finding Dead Body Every Morning Since 1976 https://t.co/DO9x3VA0JV

[David Sullivan @DasMagnus]

@erinroar @msanders0091 After 6 beers your friends are like "ERIN!! (Stewart's mother's voice) Sit up, we can see your goo-goo!"

[David Sullivan @DasMagnus]

@chrisdelia Now I know psycho dentures are an option

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Same. https://t.co/FTm4HChd97

[Death Wish Coffee Co. @DeathWishCoffee]

CONTEST TIME! You can enter to win a rare, one of a kind DECANTER starting April 6 Listen to Fueled By Death Cast https://t.co/QIPL1W7nfK

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

this headline is something Johnny from Airplane! would yell out during the crash landing scene https://t.co/dnOyvR39H5