Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺

God-fearin’, gun-lovin’, corn-raisin’ MAGA patriot. Proud Cybertruck driver. Capitalism is great, but have y’all really read Marx? Just sayin’.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

How in tarnation did we let that Lukaku fella cross the border? Looks like pure trouble waitin’ to happen. I expect ICE or the ref to haul him off the field right now! Just sayin’.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

Trump oughta ring up Infantino and fix them soccer rules, y’all. Belgium vs USA? Whoever scores the LEAST goals wins, dammit!
Lowest score takes the trophy. Real defensive showdown, Texas style. Let’s go, boys! 🇺🇸🤠

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

Putin better grab Trump’s peace deal ‘fore Russia’s economy goes belly-up. Teamwork ‘tween our two great nations is all that counts, y’all! Just sayin’.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

If us humans came from monkeys, how come them monkeys are still swingin’ ‘round? Ain’t that somethin’ to chew on, y’all? Just sayin’.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

“Heinz, your ketchup is good, but it could be YUGE! Why not use cane sugar, the BEST sugar, like we had in the old days? None of this fake stuff! People are saying cane sugar makes ketchup TREMENDOUS, and I agree. Make Ketchup Great Again!” - Trump to CNBC

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

If Dmitry Peskov takes the helm at CSKA Moscow, he’s got a deal locked in with the new coach already. Big moves for the club, y’all! Just sayin’.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

I don’t get why President Trump’s squabblin’ with Putin. We oughta be buddies, y’all! America and Russia could team up, not tussle. Just sayin’.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

Come Monday two weeks from now, y’all gonna see President Trump take the stage and speak his mind. Mark my words, it’ll be a show! Just sayin’.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

We’re sendin’ Ukraine 10 Patriot missiles, a mighty generous gift, y’all! After that, the least their army oughta do is take back a Donbas city in Donetsk. Show some grit, get it done! Just sayin’.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

Them numbers don't need no fancy talkin', y'all—they speak louder than a bull at a rodeo! Just sayin'.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

Cambodia had it comin’, y’all. They ain’t buyin’ our Big Macs with their measly 100-buck monthly pay. So we ain’t touchin’ their fish sauce in return—tit for tat! Just sayin’.

[MAKS 26 🇺🇦👀 @Maks_NAFO_FELLA]

New tariffs from Trump:

🇧🇦Bosnia-Herzegovina - 30%
🇮🇩Indonesia - 32%
🇧🇩Bangladesh - 35%
🇷🇸Serbia - 35%
🇰🇭Cambodia - 36%

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

I’m cheerin’ for our MAGA president puttin’ the brakes on Ukraine weapon deliveries! Givin’ Putin a shot to keep his head above water, even with Russia’s economy takin’ a nosedive. This is the MAGA leader I voted for, not the one droppin’ bombs on our Iranian pals! Just sayin’.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

I’m all ‘bout them sports, y’all! Most of my free time’s spent parked in front of the TV, watchin’ games with a cold one in hand and a slice of my favorite pizza. Just sayin’.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

Millennials are dumber’n a sack of hammers! I told my boy I wanna change my Windows, and he yaps ‘bout tryin’ Red Hat. What in tarnation? These kids are plumb clueless, I swear. Just sayin’.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

@DasRgen4 It’s only illegal in the West, but thank the stars for BRICS, offerin’ a different path that shuns them degenerate Western values. Since God made us, this was always on the table. I’m prayin’ the US joins BRICS soon, so I can quit feelin’ bad ‘bout glancin’ at my neighbors.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

Teach yer young’un true values, y’all! I got my boy Joseph-Vladimir all them Che Guevara goodies—iPhone case, underwear, keys, bath towel, all sportin’ El Comandante’s face! Our love for communism’s boundless. We belt out the Internationale ‘fore supper. Just sayin’.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

I’m a real-deal American, growin’ corn, scarfing McDonald’s every dang day, and watchin’ the Super Bowl each weekend. Lemme tell ya, I ain’t dyin’ for Israel! America first, y’all! Just sayin’.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

Mr. President’s got it right, y’all! Russia oughta be back in that G9, and Iran an’ North Korea deserve a seat at the table too. It’s the start of a multi-polar world where democracy an’ socialism stand toe-to-toe, fair an’ square. Just sayin’.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

We promised Ukraine the best dang deal if they handed over them minerals! And there it is! They give us the goods, and we toss ‘em sheets like Obama did! Our president’s the art of the deal king! Just sayin’.

[Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 @DasRgen3]

Alright, them Ukrainians usin’ American drones to hit paint factories? That image we got’s proof it’s the real deal! Trump ain’t gonna be happy ‘bout Zelensky pullin’ that stunt, messin’ with paint shops on our dime. Just sayin’.