Leandro Mota d Valle

Expanding life through travel and adventure. American, but usually wish I wasn't. No fucks given.

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@AaronRodgers12 @CashApp $AlexWhittow #PaidInBitcoin Thank you!

[Leandro Mota d Valle @DasWidowmaker]

@Alan70000 Make it Durango and call it a life

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Really was expecting a lot more video conference bloopers by now. Naked people, inappropriate comments, anything ridiculous really.

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"We were all delighted, we all realized we were leaving confusion and nonsense behind and performing our one noble function of the time, move." - Jack Kerouac, On the Road

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Style like a soccer player, but god awful at soccer - my tombstone

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The healthiest relationships are the ones where the significant other forces you away from your friends.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Do not search for purple squirrels! Giving them attention only makes them want to be more purple.

[Leandro Mota d Valle @DasWidowmaker]

@JacobWhittow I would choose to be me

[Leandro Mota d Valle @DasWidowmaker]

May the bridges you burn light your way.

[Leandro Mota d Valle @DasWidowmaker]

Some people don't remember driving a portion of their ride... I don't remember eating an entire orange.

[Leandro Mota d Valle @DasWidowmaker]

The D.A.L.Y. System:

Date
After-party
Love-making
Yeah baby

[Leandro Mota d Valle @DasWidowmaker]

Playing Scrabble with coworkers... "How is 'thot' not a word? You use it every day!!"

[dern @churndergle]

I don’t give a fuck if you are dying. You don’t fucking land your plane on Lake Shore Drive on Friday at fucking 4 pm. You just die, sorry dude you take that risk getting in an airplane. You’re not entitled to life anymore than anyone is entitled to get home at a decent hour.

[Leandro Mota d Valle @DasWidowmaker]

Watching Coco... I'm not crying you're crying

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@churndergle Is this a flashback? Is that you??

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All of my money is an illusion. Deposit here, rent there, swipe my credit card, onto the next week.

[Leandro Mota d Valle @DasWidowmaker]

South America 2018: https://t.co/wQHI0lZZ6j

[Annika @annikamarie722]

my mom just sent me this video of my dog stealing her phone i’m crying im laughing so hard

[Leandro Mota d Valle @DasWidowmaker]

There are so many white people, everywhere...

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A subconscious drawing from today's plane ride...