Jack Carlson 🐀

He/him.

Software engineer by day, wannabe rockstar by night.

Oxford comma enthusiast.

Your views are not your own.

[Jack Carlson 🐀 @DashRantic]

@nfreader Durn kids these days, need to work a few 18-hour shifts in the acid mines to build some character!

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

In Uvalde the cops tackled parents trying to save their kids. In Colorado Springs they tackled the man who stopped the shooter. You can’t convince me cops actually want to protect and serve their communities.

[Jack Carlson 🐀 @DashRantic]

:( <3

I don't know what else to say. There is so much more that those in my position *could* say.

But, here we are. On @elonmusk 's @Twitter. In the worst timeline.

:(

[Erika Chappell 🏳️‍⚧️ Professional Simpsonsologist @open_sketchbook]

it’s not guns, it’s fascism. it’s always been fascism. almost every mass shooter is a fascist; their manifestos are fascist, their online communities, all of it. they are almost all hateful white supremacists

[Jack Carlson 🐀 @DashRantic]

@tomhestamp @peterclowes @Twitter That’s…utterly incoherent and irrelevant.

[Jack Carlson 🐀 @DashRantic]

*screams in instaterror*

[Molly Shah @MollyOShah]

It may be a hellsite but it’s not Instagram

[Jack Carlson 🐀 @DashRantic]

Sadly, he did this to cover up his incompetent impotence. 100% understand the rational to look to the unreasonable to explain the idiocy of the billionaire class, but he really is just this stupid, and has always been this stupid. He's just had enough money before to cover it up.

[Jack Carlson 🐀 @DashRantic]

@joblessthursday @Alexgorithmic Sorry I was summarily executed trying to give an ex-Twitter employee a bottle of water, my bad

[Jack Carlson 🐀 @DashRantic]

@mustafasancak21 @cryptoriskz @kenbone18 @TheLaurenChen Spam is the first reply to my comment. Because of course it is.

[Jack Carlson 🐀 @DashRantic]

Remember way back when, Twitter and “social media” was going to bring about revolution and freedom for Iranians, much of the Middle East, and promised hope for the rest of the world?

Lmao turns out everything is just sociopathic oligarchs all the way down.

[Ken Bone @kenbone18]

@TheLaurenChen You could fire every mechanic in the world and your car would still work in the morning, but how long until it needs maintenance?

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

all the why Elon Musk bought Twitter theories are overthinking it.

it’s simple.

Musk is in a right wing filter bubble. he bought Twitter believing their problems were real & that others felt the same

this is what happens when you have a lot of money & live in fantasy land

[Jack Carlson 🐀 @DashRantic]

@elonmusk rn https://t.co/4kspX3mO7h

[South Centraleño @IkeMoses]

Not deactivating my account so I can be involved in the class action lawsuit when all of our data gets leaked.

[Sarah Taber @SarahTaber_bww]

Long thread on how Elon Musk's whole career has been a con game.

Investors, journalists, & others gave him a pass as a genius despite a story that never held water.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans running in the midterms:

‘INFLATION! CRIME! THE BORDER! INFLATION! CRT! INFLATION! INFLATION! INFLATION!!!!’

[Take control of the House]

‘Our top priority is… Hunter Biden!’

🙄

[Setoiyo- DEBUT COMEDY ALBUM OUT NOW! Peep in bio! @Setoiyo1]

Elon Musk saw marginalized communities having platforms, facists being de-platformed, sex workers flourishing as independents, ppl callin him a nerd and black Twitter creating the most hilarious content that had been seen on the internet and was like,“I need to ruin all of this.”