samuel w jackson

i dissociate. Toyota/Supra

[samuel w jackson @DashYaar]

Therapist : No, babysit doesn’t mean she calls you baby and sits on you

Me : *visibly confused, furious* so then… baby steps….

Therapist : *sigh* We talked about this

[samuel w jackson @DashYaar]

“Babe, I know it has been a long time, and you would have wanted me to be happy. So I met this gi-….”

[samuel w jackson @DashYaar]

@kaunvaibhav But could he do it on a rainy night in Stoke

[samuel w jackson @DashYaar]

“I love trips!” gf 🫱🏽‍🫲🏼”I want to trip over, fall and die” bf

[samuel w jackson @DashYaar]

So thanks for that, fantastic service.

[samuel w jackson @DashYaar]

@airtelindia Here’s something for you, from the average customer with an average broadband connection. On the 1st of September, I raised a request for an Intracity shifting of my broadband connection. The date given to me for successful shifting was the 3rd of September.

[samuel w jackson @DashYaar]

@airtelindia More asinine scripted customer care calls and backend calls later, here I am, with a connection that I am being billed for that I cannot use.

[samuel w jackson @DashYaar]

@chapoball @FabrizioRomano I 4-1 would never let this disrespect stand lil bro

[samuel w jackson @DashYaar]

Marcus Rashford.

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@udyadityadeo @CounterStrike Bata rahe hain waapis aao D2 me

[samuel w jackson @DashYaar]

Delirium.

[samuel w jackson @DashYaar]

GARNACHO IN HERE WE GO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

[samuel w jackson @DashYaar]

@AscendantNomad Ace of Spades. Yes, hurt me.

[samuel w jackson @DashYaar]

@VastGG How dare you

[samuel w jackson @DashYaar]

Her: “Mmh spit on it”
Me: