DatAwkwardChild

The name inspired from how I am often referred to by my mother and other such sentient beings...

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I think im in love....

with the taste of peanut butter. Have you TASTED peanut butter??
<3 #whoneedsguys

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@gerardway purdon my intrusivneness, but does it ever freak you out to see your face on, like... EVERYTHING? Cuz thatd kinda freak me out :p

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Do you ever have that moment when you're sending a really important awesome text message...

Then you drop your phone on your face?

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i DO have friends! And just cuz you cant see them doesnt make them imaginary, it makes you unimaginative..... and DUMB.

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My mouth tastes like alcohol......

[MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE @MSI]

HYPNOSIS. RT: @ranaktr why is your music always stuck in my head? Like right now it's early morning and your music is stuck in my head.

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I hate losing the remote...

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Being alone in a room with me is like sitting in the middle of a dead quiet classroom with no clothes on.
Its just....
you just don't do it.

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It's 2:40AM......
I'm too awkward for sleep. #icannotbestopped

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@morbokif @Jan_Marshall @bullitt6454 @stefiegirlNYG yaaay! friends! Have a turtle.

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I believe over97%of the worlds population is infected with cooties.
Including myself.

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That awkward moment when your phone vibrates and you forget you have a phone so you karate chop the air in self defense... #stuffidoinpublic

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#TweetYourLifeInAPicture

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@CatVictory oh....a person....hi there.....