Friar Laurence

My only true king be the holy god in the heavens #imhellablessed

[Friar Laurence @DatBoiLaw]

Holyyy! the cops pulled up on @jewelliet28's tomb. issa crime scene
#Police #Whatisthis #itsnotwhatitlookslike

[Friar Laurence @DatBoiLaw]

How come as soon as I leave @romelikebacon somewhere alone, something crazy always happens? I walked into the tomb and BOTH my boi and his love are dead. May they #Restinpeace. #truelovedies #ididntmeanforthistohappen #Ilovedthem

[Friar Laurence @DatBoiLaw]

OMW To @shordyJULIET's tomb for her to wake up. I hope Romeo comes right on time for her awakening!
#Theywillbetogethersoon #Reallove #shesnotactuallydead

[Friar Laurence @DatBoiLaw]

A man named Paris just told me that he is marrying @shordyJULIET on Thursday. wth I thought she was married to @RomeoLikesBacon? #wtf #whosmansisthis

[Friar Laurence @DatBoiLaw]

@babi_jxliet Mixin up these potions call me harry potter. Becareful when you drink it cuz it aint water. OOF

#butimnotarapper

[Friar Laurence @DatBoiLaw]

Just had to break the news to @RigittyR that hes been banished... free up my boi 😣😣

#freemyguys #whyme #whyhim #ripinpeace

[Friar Laurence @DatBoiLaw]

@RomeoLikesBacon @TrueRomeo2017 @Nurse_Capul8 Lmao romeo just replied to himself

[Friar Laurence @DatBoiLaw]

Just my luck, soon after i just married a boy and his love, he comes to tell me he has killed a man. Great. Fan-frickin-tastic...
#justmyluck #whyme

[Friar Laurence @DatBoiLaw]

@RomeoLikesBacon @shordyJULIET

[Friar Laurence @DatBoiLaw]

*Sigh* I guess not even the lord can stop me from denying love, whether it be true or temporary. I will be marrying @RomeoLikesBacon and @shordyJULIET

#DonttellCap #theyinlove #hallelujah #blessed

[Friar Laurence @DatBoiLaw]

How does @RomeoLikesBacon tell me one day that he is dearly in love with a Rosaline, and the next day, his heart is stolen by a Juliet? #HeCrazy

[Friar Laurence @DatBoiLaw]

@RomeoLikesBacon @Nurse_Capul8 Mantua sounds nice...

[Friar Laurence @DatBoiLaw]

@RomeoLikesBacon We will speak of the later my boy. For now... put your phone away we're not done talking