Deadpool

Wanna sit on my lap?

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

- Same writer for @YaMercDeadpool
-Detailed as you are
-jokes galore
-Pervert can be 18+
"Retweet me!"

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

"I heard PowerPuff girls got an animation downgrade."

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

"Pikachu has gone Deadpool."

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

"Shit I forgot.
Guess I'm hungry."

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

"(Cont)..................................................................................................................................."

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

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[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

"One of these days..."

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

"Yes.
Crowed.
Not crowd.
Silly!"

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

"Can we have a female director?
I guarantee the sex scenes will go better when I'm showing off to a live crowed."

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

"I don't know why he was worried.
The first movie made quite a bit."

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

"The last director told me it was stupid that I was wasting all that money.
On a completely unrelated note, I'm looking for a new director!"

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

"You'd be surprised how much free time I have between movies.
And company money I enjoy wasting!"

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

"Holy shit!
I thought I'd never get through all 800'000 playboy magazines!
Good thing I'm ambidextrous!"

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

@rebel_roxxanne you a new one later~"

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

@rebel_roxxanne is slightly killing him on the inside.*
"That's alright babe."
*clank clank.
He's still trying to escape.*
"I'll buy you-

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

@rebel_roxxanne *Wades lustful smile grew wide. He was hungry and looked dam near ready to devour her right then and there.
All this teasing

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

@rebel_roxxanne off that nighty you got there.
It's driving me crazy!"

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

@rebel_roxxanne away.
He started pulling on the chains without even realizing it, trying to get to Roxanne.*
"Babe.. Come here so I can rip-

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

@rebel_roxxanne wearing.
He let out a low growl while he was stuck there watching her ass shake so close in front of him.. But is so far -

[Deadpool @DatBoyDeadpool]

@rebel_roxxanne *well.. Maybe she might.
Depends how she treats Wade.. And she's treating his eyes pretty nice with that../outfit/ she's -