Cassidy

yeah

[Cassidy @DatCass]

@jordannjust Not all hero’s wear capes. Some wear uterus shirts. 🙏🏻

[Cassidy @DatCass]

@RandyBartlow Why does she look like Kris Jenner

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

Ryan Murphy used to have Jane Lynch delivering lines like this on a weekly basis

[srs @srscandy]

lord I have not ignored a single cat on my tl please

[lizzi🐞☀️ @busyheadvinyl]

genuinely how it feels listening to paid time off

[Just Sarahausen 🏳️‍⚧️ @CrapBagW]

yes, I saw her, her spiraled hair
And I could see it, our life in a movie

[Cassidy @DatCass]

@abcdentminded My old manager used to love them unironically.
Yes, he did try dressing like them too.

[✩ CEL ✩ @moonlithoax]

the woman who wrote “and i wouldn’t marry me either, a pathological people pleaser who only wanted you to see her…and im fading” is getting married this week

[issa phae @petalsforissa]

can’t wait for the hayley williams show where half the audience thinks it’s paramore and the other half thinks it’s just ego death and then there’s me singing sugar on the rim

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[Tina Bean (Go-Birds Version) 🦅✨ @cuddlybaer11]

To the person who gave me this in line: I love you

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

doing my taxes right now knowing its all going to fraud, pedophiles and israel

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Any church that spends money on elaborate drone shows instead of feeding the poor is no church of Christ

[cassidy xcx @olsencassidy]

I literally cannot see that monkey get hurt by another adult monkey while clutching his little stuffed toy I am going to kill jyself

[Cassidy @DatCass]

@Mubarak_mubious Trips to the thrift store at least weekly. Buying bags of clothes that don’t fit them just to give away to any guest that comes to the house. Knick knacks everywhere. “Antique” things that are “worth money” but then aren’t resold. Nothing wrong with thrifting in itself but damn

[. @thequarterbIack]

when she's holding the microphone for the rock during karaoke to give it credit for someting she was doing by herself...

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

this shit is took me out

[ugonwa @imaIiabiIityx]

i refuse to be controlled by the grammys. congratulations hayley williams

[໊ @user0000O0]

suicidal mfs when it’s hair wash day

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

This is my favorite tweet of 2026