Dadpool

I am a nerd, husband, Marvel mega fan and father of 4 zany boys. Loves comics, vaping, gaming, PCs and movies. I lost both my hips to Avascular Necrosis #TIMAN

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Karma works slowly sometimes. Apparently this time it waited for Elon to spend a fortune before painting his own backyard blue. 💙

@elonmusk #BlueTsunami #BlueWave

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Republicans spent years bragging about Trump’s mandate. Now the only man-date anyone hears about is the senator he can’t stop talking about.

#Republicans #PoliticalHumor

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When history looks back at the Trump presidency, the nicest thing they’ll be able to say about it is that it ended.
#TrumpEra #GoodRiddance

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Chocolate and peanut butter are basically the culinary equivalent of an orgy with exactly the right number of people. It’s all about balance.
@mmschocolate #FoodHumor #PerfectRatio #EverybodyWins

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@vollggq um itsn't this illegal??? #PEDOPARTY

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Big balls and the Fraternal Brotherhood of Bit Coin need to be held accountable as well as the Muskrat.
#DOGE #CryptoBros #PoliticalHumor

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Mary Peltola just defeated Dan Sullivan and his expansion pack.

#Election2026 #MaryPeltola

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@elonmusk Why?

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@WhiteHouse Why did you cover up his legs so you can’t see the assisted walking device that he has strapped around them? I mean, I’ve seen the pictures unedited but it’s no surprise he’s probably not even seen a picture of himself lately. you are probably trying to keep that from him too

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@WhiteHouse Get some new material! what are you doing? posting this every few hours for clicks????

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@realDonaldTrump Don’t hold your breath we know how terrible you are with swamps

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@D4RT_ARCH11X @Hana_b30 Ya it does🤣

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'Cyberpunk Legends: Into the Night' (a Tabletop Games project) closes in 5 days. Don't miss out! See their progress - https://t.co/r3RISddnTu

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This sums up the last 4 years… I mean weeks! Good gods! 1428 days to go! Let’s see if we last another month. @realDonaldTrump

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@WhiteHouse There. Fixed it 😉

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@elonmusk

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@elonmusk

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@AuntSassyAss 🇺🇦

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What an idiot! Let me guess, condoms is an old fashioned word. Like groceries? #fucknuts #NoKings #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #MAGACultMorons @realDonaldTrump