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just here for the lols

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@DreamQueen28 My grandpa liked to sporadically tell me he’s not afraid to go to jail for me 😂

[lauryn @rynwave]

starting a collection

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@TrueCrime_Inc @SciPiHarvey Same, it’s a horrible nightmare

[lizzie⋆༺𓆤༻⋆ @cigsmokehq]

oh so honeybee can be about sisters too now....take this song away from these devilish editors.

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@FreddyLA7 Let me know if you want to go to Dollywood in East Tennessee, my husband even speaks German 😉

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@hiiisteph Born and raised in the south and I’ve never heard of this! Looks so good

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@dieworkwear 🙃🙃🙃

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@IGN You know you’d be freaking tf out if woody wasn’t in TS5 at all 🙄 it was good to see them together again

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Excellent use of free will

[Wrought @wroughttt]

Decided to get a water pick to try and improve my oral hygiene. Tried it out tonight. Shot a jet of water straight into the back of my throat, triggered my gag reflex, projectile vomited into my sink. Moral of the story is never fucking bother with anything

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@BFordLancer @JarradHD Should be just fine, take the bottom route though

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@Dexerto Someone tell Matthew Mcconaughey in The Wedding Planner hurry.

[lau ᛪ༙ @cheetitosss]

mi padre desempolvando cada año el pdf de su sentencia de divorcio porque me lo pide la uni

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@suturedbones I didn’t have a strong opinion either way but when I had him I was like ‘I worked hard to grow that foreskin! You can’t have it’ 😂

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@Richptoptier @travelhacked Kamakura!

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

the way olivia described the honeybee cinematic universe perfectly 😭

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@DiscussingFilm Wouldn’t be so bad if we knew the second one was going to be a mf cliff hanger

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for you baby lego hot dog

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@TheAudacity_26 @CasperOnChain He can struggle and also be an awful person.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

oh he ate that so bad omfg😭🥹