@MrJamesMay tweets always be like:
Just tried to iron a crumpet because I mistook it for a depressed handkerchief. The toaster is now playing jazz. Hammond blinked twice. #TuesdayThoughts
@UnseenJapanSite So let me get this straight. Before this incredible countermeasure:
"Yo where we meeting?"
"We're next to Hachiko"
Post-implementation of incredible countermeasure:
"Yo where we meeting?"
"We're next to the barricades, next to Hachiko"
Flawless logic good job @city_shibuya 👏