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skateboarding and....

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@LovelandSZN Need a 'quick pressures' graph so all the slow learners can understand what's actually happening at the line of scrimmage in Green Bay right now.

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@Nickdabearfan Yeah, all us Packers fans have a massive group chat where we agreed to say the team fell apart in Denver last year.

You're so desperate for any kind of identity you all latch onto thinking you're the Packers' nemesis, and it's so little brother coded it hurts to watch.

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@ComatoseCaleb The Packers look awful right now, and all Bears fans can do is be mad that it's not Love's fault while bringing up old Caleb discourse.

What a bunch of fuckin pussies.

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@CalebGoatQB1 No way you just showed a video of him hitting his back foot then bouncing a couple times while he makes like 3 reads before the pressure shows up.

Love doesn't even finish his drop back.

It's also not a couple times here and there. It's 85% of the time.

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@bearszn Nope it was Denver.

Hope the Bears some day get the attention they're so desperate for though.

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@FlowsAndolini Is there a Caleb Williams on the Broncos?

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@Jaydarealeast @CalebFC18 Yep. There's quick pressure, then there's inviting pressure.

GB's OL is actually the worst in the entire history of next gen stat tracking.

Now this is where you go and try to make it about Caleb again, but it's not gonna matter because it still wasn't as bad as Love's is.

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@primsah @PaytonHalas Yeah bullshit. Holding the ball for too long isn't the same as quick pressure. Hope he doesn't aggravate that hammy bailing out of the pocket for no reason like always.

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@primsah @PaytonHalas I wasn't aware he and Penix shared the field.

Why wouldn't you throw it 50 times when you're getting 1.9 yards per carry?

How would any QB light it up behind that OL?

1.5 seconds just isn't enough time for any QB, and if you can't accept that, I can't help you. 🤷‍♂️

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@primsah @PaytonHalas I love the Caleb Williams emojis. Well done.

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@BarryOnHere Don't forget

0 offensive linemen

That's a big one. How dare he.

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@primsah @PaytonHalas 300 yards and a couple TDs while getting hit 19 times is legendary.

MVPs gotta carry sometimes. Hope the D and OL don't hold him back the rest of the year like they did tonight.

Zero tears btw, so he's still crushing Caleb in that category.

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@JordanLoverated And yet tied with Green Bay the Bears remain.

Tragic.

At least they played good offense and defense on 3rd down. You'll always have that.

Sorry it didn't materialize into any sort of advantage.

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@RealTomPowellJr The only thing separating Detroit from Buffalo is a big chunk of Canadian land called the Ontario Peninsula.

O Canada is 200% appropriate for this particular matchup.

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@jpeezer @BookmarkerLove On the road.

Where was this monsoon? Soldier Field?

I bet Caleb could barely hear the play calls with all those mist droplets clanking off his helmet.

Way worse than 70,000 fans howling at you while you try to make a check for an all out blitz.

Good point.

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@primsah @PaytonHalas +1 4th quarter comeback
+1 Game winning drive
On the road

387 yards against Flores defense
On the road

MVP campaign still very much on the table

If Love was ass last week, what was Caleb today???

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@primsah @PaytonHalas 1-1 and we still have a QB

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@Terry_3_1_17 @PaytonHalas Still unfathomable