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[TM @TexasisCursed]

Just seen Florida get a new head coach and drop 50 on a top 10 SEC team. Meanwhile Sark offense can’t get going in year 6. Please bring me a OC. Sark you locked in as coach now, it’s time to get a play caller you don’t have to keep doing this #HookEm

[Durag Okoye @ijustwannarocco]

They’re saying you’re ass 10

They’re saying you’re an INT merchant 10

They’re calling you the worst qb in OU history 10

They said you’re washed 10

This team needs you 10

How will you respond 10.

[Claude @DatManClaude]

@Longhornfrenzy1 Yep. Glad we get them at home this year. Hopefully our boys show up to get their vengeance.

[Claude @DatManClaude]

@CJVogel_OTF @ontexasfootball Barf. Dude has yet to have an elite offense at Texas.

[Claude @DatManClaude]

@maverick_bet If you’re a man, get your testosterone checked.

[Claude @DatManClaude]

@NashTalksTexas Orange socks and cleans looked dope af.

[Claude @DatManClaude]

@Polymarket We can’t allow china to win the AI race. There is no stopping no. Pedal to the fucking floor.

[Claude @DatManClaude]

@Channel5iveNews Yo man. A lot of us donated to your cause to protect “boots on the ground” free speech journalism. You just gave away an email list because someone asked? Owning the fuck up rather than saying I was tired is a better idea.

[Claude @DatManClaude]

@Polymarket @Channel5iveNews nice.

[Claude @DatManClaude]

@Channel5iveNews Yo man. What the fuck? Why would share your mailing list with someone outside your company? What the fuck is this.

[Claude @DatManClaude]

@TradersConf 🤣

[Claude @DatManClaude]

@Dwayne42005782 Arch transferred to aggies and smith to OU? This pre season sucks!!

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Bill Maher’s audience audibly gasps when he reads what the Democratic Socialists of America are actually saying out loud:

MAHER: “Trump has told 1 trillion lies, but when he says the DSA are actually COMMUNISTS, that’s not one of them.”

“And it’s not hard to prove it just by quoting the DSA and their candidates.”

“J.D. Vance was on the show, and I told him that if the Democratic Party keeps going in the direction of the DSA, my vote was in play. And all I heard all vacation was, ‘Oh, my God, you’re a Republican now.’ No, that's not what I said. I said in play, and here’s why.”

“Because not a week goes by where I don’t read about some newly chosen, exciting new face in the Democratic Party. And then when that face opens its mouth, the Communist Manifesto or some other crazy shit comes out! Again.”

“Let’s just read the quotes. The DSA platform says: ‘You work as much as you are able and no more than needed.’ If that was any closer to Karl Marx’s dictum, from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs, they’d be sued for plagiarism.”

“New York Mayor Mamdani once tweeted, Karl Marx’s words exactly. They’re not trying to hide it. Their most popular influencer, Hasan Piker, thinks communism is so groovy, he laments the fall of two of the most murderous regimes in history, the Soviet Union and Chairman Mao's China.”

“Mamdani's aide, his top aide, Cea Weaver, said, ‘If you don't believe in the government's sacred right to seize property, it's over.’ And ‘impoverish the white middle class.’ What? That's a goal? You know you're supposed to scare people into voting for you, right?”

“One of the new, soon-to-be Democratic congresspeople, Darlesia Chavalier, supports seizing all properties from landlords and said, ‘Seize the means of production.’ Mamdani has said ‘The end goal is seizing the means of production.’ I think they want to seize the means of production.”

“Now, maybe you missed that in school or missed school altogether, but THAT'S COMMUNISM.”

“Now the coalition within the DSA called the Marxist Unity Group is in ascendance. And I must take them at their word. When their words include, ‘Our commitment is to the long-term struggle for a fully liberated classless society. In a word, communism.’”

“What do they have to do, tweet out ‘Elect more communists’? Oh, yeah, Cea Weaver did that.”

[Shows tweet, audience audibly gasps]

“Yes, [she really did that]! ... People gotta realize this is going on.”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Gavin Newsom’s ex-lover breaks her silence, claims Kamala Harris urged her not to speak out after the affair was exposed.

[Claude @DatManClaude]

@kellyohgee Yeah. This did not happen

[Claude @DatManClaude]

@dannykanell Bijan Robinson, Brunson.

[Claude @DatManClaude]

@AmandaMAtwell He’s a rage baiter. We don’t claim him.

[Claude @DatManClaude]

@ethanrkho Do @I_Am_The_ICT so the cult can finally be ended. Would be hilarious.

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

$32 million dollars and an entire administration mobilized to destroy one congressman.
His crime?
Demanding answers about Epstein class abuse networks, and refusing to let child predators hide behind political cover.
If that level of firepower doesn't tell you who's being protected, nothing will.
Go Massie!

[Claude @DatManClaude]

@TheRealBadFish @paxtrader777 @TaraBull He literally goes around calling black people the N word, instigates them, encourages them to “do something”. He has every right to say whatever he wants, and every right to carry but you can’t instigate physical altercations then cry self defense. Fool.