Famous dave

On My Job.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s very craży that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline BUT we're allowing them to run our ENTIRE country.

[Reece Schnell @schnellreece007]

Most people are conventionally attractive and just need to lose 30lbs

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Being an adult is realizing $500 is little money to have, but a lot to owe

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

"This is for all the kids. You ain't no 5-star. You ain't got no high D1 offers. You ain't make it to them rooms with Coach Cal. I went to FAMU! A HBCU! And now I'm in Vegas on a f***** billboard! What they going to say now?"- Nasir Core

[Nice Kicks @nicekicks]

Westside Gunn unveiled an alternate Spider-Man-inspired Saucony Omni 9 Web sample 🕷️

[Larry Price @Larry_Price33]

Unrelated but I be laughing at yall black dudes

Yall beg Black women to get in shape they tell you it’s genetics and they are big boned

When they get a white bf or want one they be slimmer than Ariana Grande in 2 months

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

I would forever retweet a black family till it’s my turn.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Can't be friends with simps. they will betray you for female validation

[Mr. Wholebean @footballguy82]

I know the Klan mad as hell 😅

[Barstool Wazzu @BarstoolWazzu]

WSU just cut all field events and is limiting sprints in track & field.
Around 24 athletes (men & women) are left without events.
Scholarships stay, but many may have to transfer.
Cougs are going distance only. #RestinPeace

[The Erin Brown🕷 @TheErinBrown]

Usain went from 10.03 to 9.6 in 1 Szn
Shelly Ann went from 11.3 to 10.7 in 1 Szn
Kishane went from 10.2 to 9.8 in 1 Szn
Elaine went from 11.1 to 10.8 in 1 Szn
Yohan went from 10.1 to 9.8 in 1 Szn
Yohan went from 20.6 to 19.7 in 1 Szn
Shelly Went from 22.5 to 21.7 in 1 Szn
Nesta Carter went from 9.98 to 9.7 in 1 Szn
Steve Mullings went from 10.0 to 9.80 in 1 Szn
Oblique went from 10.0 to 9.8 in 1 Szn
Merlene went from 11.0 to 10.7 in 2 szns
Ackeem went from 10.3 to 9.9 in 1 Szn
Asafa went from 10.5 to 9.8 in 3 Szns

I was born at night, but not last night!

[We Coming 🦬 @SkoBuffsGoBuffs]

This moment between Travis Hunter and Xzavier Henderson 😂🔥

[Famous dave @DatManTr3y]

Asked for a spot I swear bro just wanted me to check underneath that bar🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[Forever Dre 🎲 @Foreverdre404]

This a real life example of how niggas get around hoes and start speaking on other niggas

[Fred Kerley @fkerley99]

Just know i did walk on at juco i am the Greatest to ever do it.

[— don @dracosrevenge]

it’s all fun and games until she gets bored and says “can i ask you something and please be honest”

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Starting next week in Tennessee convicted child rapists will be sentenced to the death penalty. No if’s.. ands or buts.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

This is what Malcom X was talking about when he warned of celebrities being seen as leaders in our community. 50 Cent has no business being on Capitol Hill, and this headline is exactly why.

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

This wild af!!!!

A District Superintendent was pushed away from congratulating a student graduating the Baraboo High School

Turns out the person was the girls father & the reason he did it was because he didn’t want her touching him