Ribs Gonzalez

“ol’ Ribs is the only real nigga in the burnerverse.” - your hottest sister

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

@sillygirl181828 @JR_s_CantRead send me pics of your thighs

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

@nertysobanned @fentanylabus3 she got game

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

my body is a machine that turns Miller Lites into DUIs

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

alr yall its Uncle Ribs’ birthday so please start suckin my dick in the comments

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

@sillygirl181828 its your birthday?

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Ranking regions of the country

1. New England
2. Mid-atlantic
3. Midwest
4. West Coast
5. Southwest
6. Deep South

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

day 4 of the bender my brain feels like pulled pork

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

happy 4th twinks #fuckIraq

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

@FrankiePSmeal i need to know why you’re left arm is at much stronger than righty

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

@joedelgado3rd unit

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

learn from Uncle Ribs: get there early, pregame with the grill man, lobby the housewife to let you set off highly illegal fireworks.

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

gonna beat the christ out of The Hammer™️ and hit the bbq

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

its Americas birthday and this young nigga is already Manifesting Destiny (drinking Yuenglings and smoking cigarettes till i fall over)

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

RIP Mr. Blonde 🕊️

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

i need someone who looks like that bitch from the incredibles

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

gotta give it to the broad, she #knowsball

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

i need me one of these next gen white girls

[Ribs Gonzalez @DatNiggaRibs]

@DrBluntblazer nigga went hard #wordsmith

[Dr. Blunt Blazer @DrBluntblazer]

Please mix my cocktail with your toes

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is trusting a woman with my heart