DatWeirdBoi

[DatWeirdBoi @DatWeirdBoi69]

A part of me always gets a little mad when I'm given a limit on how many slices of pizza I can take. 😡🍕😒

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[DatWeirdBoi @DatWeirdBoi69]

Nowadays, it seems like nobody progresses to womanhood until they get a tattoo of a moth just below their breasts. 🤔🤫🤭

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If you shit your underwear: are you cleaning them or throwing them out?
Be honest 😱💩😱

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Just heard there are people out there using weed to get high. 🤢🤮

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Imagine you're having sex and they randomly start screaming in Latin 😱
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I'm gonna 🦆 you so hard!!!

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I'm gonna 🦆 you so hard!!!

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Wiping your ass is pretty gay. Don't let the Left tell you otherwise.

[DatWeirdBoi @DatWeirdBoi69]

Use gorilla glue as lubricant while masturbating to simulate what is commonly referred to as "dat gorilla grip." Follow me for more sex education. 🍆🤡

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There's a little too much church in my state for my liking.

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@Isa_11_AC Nooo. I thought it just stops it from getting any bigger! 😭 I can't afford to lose any!

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If I buy a lifted pickup truck, will my 🍆 shrink? 🤔

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Them 2 inchers are no joke when they know how to use it 🥵🥵🍆🍑

[DatWeirdBoi @DatWeirdBoi69]

The same people who decided to not give chairs to cashiers are sitting on their fat asses at a desk from 9-5

[DatWeirdBoi @DatWeirdBoi69]

Freshly squeezed nipple in the morning 🥵

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Idk who needs to hear this but your pants aren't napkins for your hands!

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Is it gay to have your wife peg you?
Asking for a friend

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@Ikleemahh Does a t-rex shit in the woods?

[DatWeirdBoi @DatWeirdBoi69]

What's the point of all this if I can't defeat my enemy in hand to hand combat and rip out his spinal cord and skull; shrieking in victory 🙁

[DatWeirdBoi @DatWeirdBoi69]

MySpace days

*contrast so high that all you can see is their eyeball

Friend: omg they're fuckin hot 🤡