Daryl's Ass™

#Parody

[Call Me Mrs.FanGirl @MrsDixon0330]

I laughed harder then I should have 😂

[Daryl's Ass™ @Dat_Dixon_Ass]

Damn, I knew she looked familiar!!! #NormanReedus #WalkerStalkerCon #NJ

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The key ingredient to a moron is literally RON. That's it. That's how you make a full fledged idiot. #TheWalkingDead

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You can't spell 'Wrong' without 'Ron'

Someone please knock some sense into that overly emotional child.

#TheWalkingDead

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Okay, but when Rick yells...I get weak in the knees and my ass clenches up. #TheWalkingDead

[Daryl's Ass™ @Dat_Dixon_Ass]

Ron is that one kid who gets roasted at lunch and comes back the next day to shoot up the cafeteria. #TheWalkingDead

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I'm sorry...but,Enid is the human equivalent of a dried up washcloth. #TheWalkingDead

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This episode made me shit my pants. Like, f'real. #TheWalkingDead

[꧁༺DƎZKUИA༻꧂ @Dezi_Tron]

"At least the walls..."

*ominous crackling sound*

"...are still..."

*tower falls over*

"...up."

*crashes through the walls*

"Shit."

[Daryl's Ass™ @Dat_Dixon_Ass]

4 days! #FearTheWalkingDead

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Rare footage of @wwwbigbaldhead playing w/ himself. 18+ Material. http://t.co/93cnXokV9I

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I shit myself.💕👍 https://t.co/K8SDHmp5Vp

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Good morning, Ladies. 💕 http://t.co/p3nrtxJyjS

[Daryl's Ass™ @Dat_Dixon_Ass]

>When you're not at #SDCC2015 http://t.co/YaGmVAW19E

[Daryl's Ass™ @Dat_Dixon_Ass]

@EarNecklace_TWD *staring through your window**Heavy breathing* *Fogs up the glass*

Dayum, Ears...ya got a kik?

[Daryl's Ass™ @Dat_Dixon_Ass]

I'm the worst account, ever. I didn't tweet at all this season.����

[Daryl's Ass™ @Dat_Dixon_Ass]

*Slips God a $20*

Please, let me marry @wwwbigbaldhead 💜

[Daryl's Ass™ @Dat_Dixon_Ass]

@DarylsArms_ Norman, who the fuck gave you permission to do this? Ow. Ow. Ow-- *dies*

[Daryl's Ass™ @Dat_Dixon_Ass]

@EarNecklace_TWD 😉😉

[Daryl's Ass™ @Dat_Dixon_Ass]

@EarNecklace_TWD Guuuuurl, my arrow ain't the only thing that's impaling you tonight. 💕💕😉😉