Cap’n ACAB

Now in HD! Political scientist, business owner, AMUN staff member, and jokester. He/Him. My dumb ass opinions are my own. My from:@dat_matt77/exclude:replies

[Cap’n ACAB @Dat_Matt77]

White liberal only believe in police brutality when it is caught on video while white conservatives believe that Modana invented the concept of police brutality for her Like a Prayer video (1989).

[Esteban @RedSoxAsere]

Hear me out…

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Last time the Knicks won the championship the president resigned in disgrace shortly after.

[Betsey @Betsycashmoney]

Kinda funny that "certain" people were predicting Sharia Law & mass population exodus in NYC from the Mamdani era, and instead it's like the most joyous the city has ever been 😂

[Mavs FairsCooper @FairsMavs]

@ShyBucketGetter When i die put me in a knicks jersey because i might just comeback

[Tim Healey @timbhealey]

I just jaywalked (aggressively) in front of a group of Scottish people near Fenway. Felt like I was showing them our culture.

[Cap’n ACAB @Dat_Matt77]

Goallllllllllll!

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

A trillionair, yet his name does not appear on a single school, university, library, museum wing, hospital, stadium, arena, airport, or endowed chairs. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime.

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Not sure if I shared this from the 2-day Amtrak trip last month but the conductors know their audience. There’s no smoking on the train, there’s 15 stops between Tucson and New Orleans, so they’d announce well in advance if the next stop was long enough to burn a heater or not.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Opened Google Scholar today and was immediately hit with “AI can now summarize academic articles.” Bro, it’s called an abstract and it already exists.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Congratulations to Israel for outdoing the Nazis, who didn't even bomb historical sites like the palace of Versailles

[Micky D @DeMickyD]

Accepting my pizza delivery like a Death Stranding NPC:

Delivering this late at night? I appreciate hard working porters like you! *glances at it* Looks to be in good condition, this is why you're the best! *Gives plans for a ballistic shotgun*

[Purrs 🏴 @NewPerspectives]

BTW ICE is raping children in custody in texas then deporting the newborns after they're born. These children are not pregnant before entering ICE detention.

[dre 🍭 MACARON HATER @sacredbrowni]

im so pissed about google removing the definition box and fully replacing it with ai generated bullshit

[👁️cyclops psyops 🌹🔻😷 @cyclops_psyops]

today marks 6 years since a cop shot me in the eye with a beanbag round at a blm protest on I-35 in atx. after 5 years of constant distorted double vision, my 10th surgery was removing the eye. its so much better now its hard to fathom sometimes, but i still mourn my past life 🥀

[Martin Sunshine ♥️🪓🐺 @klemmteastwood]

Lotta movies right now are about dealing with distorted reality or not believing what you’re seeing… Backrooms, Obsession, Iron Lung, Hokum, etc… wonder what could possibly be going on in the zeitgeist that has people feeling like they can’t trust what they’re seeing

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We can't have wind or solar power because of how it “ruins the landscape” but data centers get a full pass.

[lauren 🦢 #MJTWT @thrillersbabe]

it sucks that companies won’t allow a toggle on/off AI button bc they know EVERYONE will turn it off