DataSaysNo | Analyst

Data Analyst. Fact over feelings. CFC fan. Team India and Mumbai Indians. Geopolitics focused on India. AI enthusiast. Proud Sanatani Hindu. Sarcasm daily.

[DataSaysNo | Analyst @DataSaysNo]

A successful club builds around a stable core. BlueCo treats players like replaceable parts in an accounting machine. Look at these schooling statistics over the last 4 years:
🔄 The Abramovich Era Wipeout
Inherited Senior Squad (2022): ~28 players
Remaining in 2026: Only 2 (Reece James & Trevoh Chalobah)
That is a staggering 93% squad churn rate.
🚨 BlueCo vs. BlueCo (The Real Disaster)
Think the turnover was just clearing out old deadwood? Think again. They are actively tearing down the squads they built.
Permanent Signings since 2022: 48+ players 
Out of the massive influx from their very first year (2022/23), less than 30% are still part of the active first-team squad today.
Five permanent managers in 4 years, £1.5B+ spent, and mid-table mediocrity.
They haven't built a team; they've built a trading floor. Our identity has been thoroughly ruined.
#CFC #Chelsea #BlueCoOut

[GodMotherCFC @GodMotherCFC]

Palmer was stupid … but that loss is on you Xabi 🤨😡

[DataSaysNo | Analyst @DataSaysNo]

I totally agree. I am fed up of Cole Palmer man . The guy is a spoiled brat. gets roughed up easily. Goes missing in big games. Absolutely rubbish.

[Garnet @Dehemsleyy]

Both times Joao Pedro didn't play, we lost woefully without scoring a single goal. It's not JP Morgan, it's literally just Joao Pedro carrying this team.

[DataSaysNo | Analyst @DataSaysNo]

@Blue_Footy why the fuck since choose Quenda , just go with trusted Welbeck man .

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

BIG BREAKING 🚨

Pakistan bows to US pressure, shuts its border with Iran, and ends up shooting itself in the foot! 🇵🇰🤦‍♂️

Iran has reportedly halted LPG exports to Pakistan, putting over half its supply at risk. The price of a 12-kg gas cylinder has skyrocketed from PKR 4,500 to PKR 7,000 in just days — a massive 56% jump!

Hundreds of LPG tankers are stranded at the border, and traders have been advised to stop placing fresh orders with Iran.

Another geopolitical blunder by Islamabad, and once again, ordinary Pakistanis are left to pay the price!

[DataSaysNo | Analyst @DataSaysNo]

Western Billionaries are stupid as they just give away millions to such frauds in the name of charity

[Zarlashta Daisy Watanmal @ZarlashtaW]

OMG look what I found 👇

@sbasijrasikh even fooled @oxidayfndation with her ghost schools and got the Courage Award.

She doesn’t need a Courage Award she’s already shown courage to fool donors like @melindagates & raise millions under slogan of Afghan women’s/girls’ education.

[Kreately.in @KreatelyMedia]

🚨 India has no Communist-led state government for the first time since 1977.

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

Bengali nationalists are truly something else! 🔥

​On Navami evening:
CM Suvendu Adhikari tells youths: "Be aware of cockroaches."

Bengali Youths Youths: "We have hit, Dada. We will kill them, Dada." 💥

– Pest control has finally begun.

[DataSaysNo | Analyst @DataSaysNo]

Welcome back ❤️

[राजू वाल्मीकि चौहान @RajuValmikiN]

बीजेपी नेता नाज़िया इलाही खान का शुद्धिकरण करने के बाद विधिवद पूजा अर्चना करने के बाद सनातन धर्म में घर वापसी कराई गई।

देखे खूबसूरत वीडियो

[DataSaysNo | Analyst @DataSaysNo]

@SauravDassss you left wing Gaand Bhakt of Kejriwal, fuck off to Neptune please you smelly turd

[DataSaysNo | Analyst @DataSaysNo]

Arrest this bastard

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

SHOCKING ‼️

Farooq Abdullah crosses the line again!

“Fight, or you will be wiped out. Our Neighbor Pakistan is protecting us, otherwise, Delhi's intentions are not good. ”

[DataSaysNo | Analyst @DataSaysNo]

Give Lathi charge treatments to these fuckers who act against the law

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

Muslim lawyer threatens to break open the Race Course Mosque gate and offer namaz despite the eviction order and the Delhi HC rejecting the plea.

Delhi Police officer: Kindly contact my senior officer

Lawyer: What if we break open the door and offer namaz?

DP Officer: Try it!

[Himanshu Jain @HemanNamo]

Why do Indians give ₹101 instead of ₹100?

Not a mistake.

Not rounding.

The extra ₹1 means the relationship is not closed.
It continues. It multiplies. It stays open.

In our culture, money is not just a transaction.

It carries intention.

Even a German woman in a saree understood this better than many Indians today.
Small traditions. Deep meaning. 🇮🇳

[DataSaysNo | Analyst @DataSaysNo]

🤣🤣🤣

[Hindutva Knight @HPhobiaWatch]

Secularism 101

A Hindu non binary bisexual leftist posted a graffiti in support of islamic cause

A 5 time Namazi Musalman attacked his sexuality and called him "disgusting"

[DataSaysNo | Analyst @DataSaysNo]

@AjayJadeja171 This guy has never made an impact at national level. He always performs better in IPL

[DataSaysNo | Analyst @DataSaysNo]

Abhi yeh tamasha karke paisa batoregi

[BhikuMhatre @MumbaichaDon]

Awww! Now Sonia Ghandy ji has joined Twitter..to advertise her upcoming memorial😂

She didn't join any SM for yrs & now 1st Insta,then X...just to sell book🥺

Such bad days for Dynasts now? "Brand Ghandy" not working anymore?

But U know what! I'm not even feeling sad for them.

[Himanta Biswa Sarma @himantabiswa]

Things Assam MAY forgive you for

✅Genuine parking mistakes
✅Minor Public Nuisance
✅Plausible traffic violations

Things Assam WILL NEVER forgive you for

❌Crimes against women
❌Encroachment of lands and illegal infiltration
❌Love Jihad
❌Child Marriage
❌Henious crimes

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

Now thats some creativity by BJP IT Cell

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

BIG BREAKING 🚨

India has REJECTED any role of external mediation in the India-Pakistan conflict, maintaining that Op Sindoor was paused only after a request from Pakistan’s DGMO 🔥

Trump had claimed "I stopped India-Pak war with 250% tariff warning. Where is my Nobel Prize"

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

-Then : Gyanesh Kumar has brilliant record
-Now : Gyanesh Kumar wasn't even fit for secretary level post

Only a low IQ idiot will take a hypocrite like @DrSYQuraishi seriously....

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

Five years ago, Ankita eloped against her family's wishes and married Mohammad Arzoo.

They even had a daughter together. Still, Mohammad Arzoo and his family allegedly pressured her to convert to Islam.

Eventually, she died under suspicious circumstances.

Ankita chose love, but Mohammad Arzoo chose religion. In the end, Love J!had won.