Why the buzz, really?
A content creator comes into a saturated system and finds a suitable niche, for content purposes. And some people decided to agree with him and follow his content, even applying it to their lives???
That is the stupidiest thing anybody can ever do😀😀😀
An old friend calls me up
Friend: hey it’s my birthday next week, what are you gifting me
Me: my birthday was in may, you didn’t gift me anything
Friend: but I don’t have nah
Me: so why are u suddenly assuming that I have to gift u
Friend: silence
Me: silence
Shall we rest now?
My niece would not do her holiday homework
The question said “write about your visit to Abuja “
She asked “aunty have I been to Abuja before?”
I said no
She said so why is my teacher saying I should write about Abuja
Na here we dey since
The dumbest thing anyone can say now is “ I’m going to vote Tinubu because he is going to win anyway “
Dude if you want to stand on the mandate, stand with your full chest🙂↔️🙂↔️
I think NEPA people can hear us somehow and they don’t like compliment
Once you say “hey NEPA people have tried this period o”
You won’t see light again the whole day.
I have a fine life; good health, stable income, friends & family but Im passively suicidal. I constantly ask myself “why are we here? What is the end goal?”
I don’t fear death, I only hope it’s painless, maybe cos I don’t believe in an afterlife, for me; death is eternal sleep.