Dating Dick

A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her.

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

Girl have way too many emotions for me to deal with.

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

I never dated a girl that could #drive. #typical

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

It's easier just to put her on #hold and come back when she's done talking. #RelationshipGoals #datingadvice

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

I hate #Girls with boy haircuts. That's terms for automatic dumping!

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

Your turn to pick up the #tab for once.

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

I like my sandwich cut into halves.

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

Does my #tv come with a mute button for her.

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

Take the amount of guys she says she has been with! Multiply by 10.

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

If my #girlfriend got #fat. I would dump her.

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

#Girls shouldn't be proud of being #fat.

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

Hold the door forget it.

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

My #girlfriend should not look like fucking #barbie

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

I don't hold hands in public!

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

Skank you can ride in the back!

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

The way #women are today. They can open their own damn car door.

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her.

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

I was watching the #NFL game and remembered how nice it was not having you here to ruin it!

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

One of these days your going to trip and fall on that pretty face and I'm going to laugh!

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

Are we going to the #circus cause you look like a #clown with all that makeup.

[Dating Dick @DatingDick]

If they like everything you like. It's bound to #fail