Just to keep track.
1. Movies with Malfoid (33 pgs)
2. F!Hagrid. (One shot currently)
https://t.co/9RyqIuK7fb
3. Twin Snakes (5pgs)
I'll try to add more, but still like 10 days before that AO3 activates.
So, just keeping track fan fictions, I'm writing wise.
1. Movies with Draco/Draca? Malfoid
2. F!Hagrid Adventure
3. 'What if Harry was with the Malfoy Twins'
I was actually curious how this would read as a Malfoid fic so I wrote up an intro. I'm ballsy, baby. Wonder if I should continue it though. The 'What if Malfoid got into the wrong house because the hat was a dick?'
“I made her quite angry, yes, Malfoid when I talked about r—“
“LUNA!”
“— red. Everyone ships the idea of Harry being in Slytherin with her. So, I just colored in a picture of her with red robes. Gryffindor. She just looked. Do you think Harry would have made her feel brave?”
@chickenus271 “DOBBY! Ha two death curses for your family members for flinching. No Malfoid I don’t think it’s punches. Now, now Dobby line your parents up. Look away Harry I suppose. It’s not the first time you’ve seen this, eh? Oh it’s funny. It’s Dobby.”
“They are posting doomer edits now, Dobby. Yes of Malfoid. The trend ending. All trends end, Dobby. However, your pain? Has just begun. I informed Bellatrix Lestrange you made gooner edits of Voldemort. No, yes ones without her and ONLY you.”
“… then one morning she realizes she’s no longer the nasty little girl who said such mean words. No longer scared. She feels brave. Courageous. She can smile each morning knowing that— oh Merlin. She’s coming. The size of that broom. She’s not flying on it Harry.. oh Merlin.”
“I made her quite angry, yes, Malfoid when I talked about r—“
“LUNA!”
“— red. Everyone ships the idea of Harry being in Slytherin with her. So, I just colored in a picture of her with red robes. Gryffindor. She just looked. Do you think Harry would have made her feel brave?”
“You know..”
“No— not another statistic I s—“
“… I showed Malfoid that one edit. The one with her in a wedding dress someone composed music for. I heard she’s crying in bed replaying it. She’s just looking at something she never thought she could have. Happiness.”
“… Do you think sometimes she wonders about that? If she was dragged along. Anxious about upsetting her father. Harry just soothes her. Every year she just feels less and less terrible about who she’s forced to be. Ron invites her over and she gets humble over time..”
“HARRY MY BOY DOBBY IS POSTING EDITS OF HIS FREEDOM NOW. No, no Malfoid keep on hugging Harry’s spare robes. HARRY MY BOY HE’S LEARNING. I DIDN’T THINK HE COULD— haha you caught me my boy. It’s me. I show Dobby them. Little moments of him being free. Just to snatch it away later.
@LDraw65593 “Oh Malfoid. You can n- Oh no pause? You can post it all you want, but I already saw the edit with you having a child who loves you. I wonder what that’s like. You were a little girl who had a mother that sold a golden ticket for you. Would you do the same for your own child? Yes
“You know Malfoid there’s an article here about the J-“
“DON’T”
“Justifications that girls use when they like a guy. In a school with so many professors why do you share so many classes with him? You always want his attention and approval when— and she’s running.”
“That wasn’t nice of you to do Luna.”
“What? I had a theory.”
“Don’t bring up-“
“I said if Malfoid was so brave why couldn’t she just hold Harry’s hands and look into his eyes for 5 minutes. Uninterrupted hand holding and eye contact. She just cried and ran.”
@SofieAlavnir “A whole lot of J-“
“DON’T.”
“— Justice. Harry do you know what it must be like to be the villain every year? Do you think she was happy on the train coming here? Knowing people hated her. It must have hurt before she knew people could like her.”
“You know..”
“No— not another statistic I s—“
“… I showed Malfoid that one edit. The one with her in a wedding dress someone composed music for. I heard she’s crying in bed replaying it. She’s just looking at something she never thought she could have. Happiness.”
“You know Malfoid there’s an article here about the J-“
“DON’T”
“Justifications that girls use when they like a guy. In a school with so many professors why do you share so many classes with him? You always want his attention and approval when— and she’s running.”
@OmniMain “Oh, don’t waste magic on him old friend. A brick will do. Hey, Dobby? What is red and bad for your teeth? A br— Oh don’t cry now, Dobby. You knew the punchline before it was coming.”
“An astute observation, Malfoid. No yes, I told Dobby he was free. I made him eat the sock. He realized fairly early on that, no.. no that sock? Wasn’t right. So, I brought out a whole box of them… I am joking yes, yes. It was the asbestos that Filch cleaned out he’s eating.”
“DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE STOP EATING THOSE SOCKS COVERED WITH FIBER GLASS DOBBY. I SWEAR TO MERLIN. I MADE MALFOID LAUGH YOU LITTLE SHIT. YOU WILL EAT EVERY SINGLE SOCK. YOU WILL SAY YUMMERS DOBBY THANKS DUMBLEDORE FOR FOOD IN HIS TUMMY OR I WILL FEED YOU A TABLE, ELF. EVERY BIT.”
@simoillust “Something cute? Like the current state of A—“
“— LUNA NO.”
“— AI edits. My goodness. Look at her go. She’s putting herself into the cutest situations. In some? She’s an anime girl confessing love. In others? She’s Salieri. It fits. One did spend a lifetime in another’s shadow.