PJ

Telling arseholes why they're arseholes and other backseat passions. I dare ya to follow this lunatic!

[PJ @Datpj]

I hate bills about as much as I hate people that try to sell me their useless crap novels on twitter...Bitch please.

[PJ @Datpj]

The world better end in two days I've spent all my savings on fireworks and alcohol and new sneekers... going to look hellar for Dooms Day!

[PJ @Datpj]

Next arse roll to say it doesn't really feel like Christmas is going to get it on the chin with my hammer wrapped in mistletoe & fairylights

[PJ @Datpj]

@JeffreeStar A real man finds a way to have his cake and eat it two a pu55ywhip man, wel..l what you said....Im just sayin!

[PJ @Datpj]

If I had 1 wish that's easy- I'd wish for a slutty rich girlfriend with bi sexual mates and a sis that she likes to do the mess around with

[PJ @Datpj]

I hate that guy because secretly I know he is better than me! If I could just think of a clever way to make him look bad??

[PJ @Datpj]

I'm so pretty sometimes my left hand wants to wrestle my right for burping the lizard rights. Whats your problem?

[PJ @Datpj]

God damn it I'm the cleverest cat in the room again!!!

There's no one else here though.

[PJ @Datpj]

http://t.co/r00N3CEV all the fat people need to swap house with all the starving people for a while ...problem solved!!

[PJ @Datpj]

Americans shouldn't be allowed carry guns people. Have you met a smart American ever, like come on!!

[PJ @Datpj]

To the arsehole that couldn't see I would be perfect for the Job, get a brain (and some deodorant) you knob jockey)

[PJ @Datpj]

To the guy that just couldn't wait two seconds to let a lady cross lanes... merry frigin Xmas ass roll hope Karma drops on you like a bomb!

[PJ @Datpj]

@PJCormack Thats cool!

[PJ @Datpj]

My first tweet, something intelligent, something that grabs the world by the nut sack and makes them take notice! Something great! I know..