David Simba

Guitar Lover, Computer lover, Design lover, Music lover and most of all Jesus lover!
Education Facilitator
CEO Jatcoia Ent.

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@benmwine Not the one of the Jetour, I presume.

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@OuleCalvin1 Well done, Pr. Godspeed.

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@benmwine @baker_kiryowa @SambiyaLodge @TourismBoardUg @JetourUganda So good! Godspeed.

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@MoWT_Uganda @HonByamukama @KEE_UG 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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@benmwine I had to be a very active listener if we were going to make it in one piece.

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@benmwine One time the rider was a lady... each time we'd either go too fast over a hump or hit a pothole, she'd go on about this man that called her very early in the morning and throughout the day "disturbing her for money as if he doesn't know that she needs to work".

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@JavaHouseUG And welcome back to Entebbe... in advance 😁.

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@benmwine Thanks.

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@wekesa_amos 🤣🤣🤣 Touché Kylan.

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@wekesa_amos My excuse is not having socks and shoes like yours, ndugu 😂.

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@AppelezmoiKizza @sumz_snacks @DennisNgabiran1 Even up to Entebbe, they've delivered on time. I appreciate their effective usage of systems.

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@AppelezmoiKizza @sumz_snacks @DennisNgabiran1 Awo ku cashew nuts ne almonds 😝

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@sylmulinge You've earned it. Congratulations!

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@Comrade_Otoa @norbertmao @Mapenduzi_Ojara Wait, they've actually even nailed plastic recycling???

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@benmwine It's absurd.

[Mukula @mukulaa]

THINGS PILOTS KNOW THAT PASSENGERS DON'T

1. Turbulence has never brought down a modern commercial aircraft.
2. The safest seats on a plane are toward the rear.
3. Cabin air is cleaner than the air in most office buildings.
4. Pilots are legally required to eat different meals in case of food poisoning.
5. Most flights carry more fuel than officially needed fear of fuel shortage is never real.
6. Autopilot flies more than 90% of every flight, but pilots are always monitoring.
7. Lightning strikes planes regularly,it's designed for it.
8. The brace position actually works. It's not a myth.
9. Phones in airplane mode don't affect navigation,it's a network congestion rule, not a safety one.
10. Dawn and dusk are statistically the safest times to fly.
11. The crew dims cabin lights before landing at night so your eyes adjust immediately in case of evacuation not for atmosphere.

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@DrJamesMagara It was a pleasure serving at and attending it. Such moments reignite hope for a better Uganda. May God's Kingdom certainly come and may His will be done in Uganda. May we perceive, be ready to receive and not miss what He'd like to do in us and through us. Amen.

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@benmwine I sometimes give them the "please fly over" signal, especially if I'm in a turn off lane and the honker is in the forward moving lane honking for me.

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@Comrade_Otoa @TonyOwana Nice UNOC shirt design. Are they available for public consumption?