Chloe

I am daug.
I sit in chair.
I rate chair.

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

I’ve heard this chair comes with tiny pretzels 🥨
4/10 I am still waiting for my pretzels
🥨 how long so I have to sit 🥨 to earn pretzels 🥨

You can sit on it 🥨 in the sky ✈️ but this… https://t.co/bMuWQxoZYZ

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

This chair turns you into a statue 🐕 6/10 good for humans who enjoy being put on a pedestal 🐕
You can sit on it 🐕 at Clift Sonata Hotel 🏨 in San Francisco 🐕 but it’s more fun to stand 🐕… https://t.co/TajTs8oij6

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

This chair understands when you’re sad 🐕 It is also blue 🐕
12/10 good for humans who need a velvet butt hug 🐕
You can sit on it 🐕 at Paul Gilmartin’s house 🐕 but first you must survive a… https://t.co/EQNFD2coFN

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

This chair trains you to be a good daug 🐕
7/10 good for humans who want to learn not to chase squirrels 🐕
Random bench near some squirrels I don’t remember ask my mom https://t.co/xnuOKxyBjh

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

Me in my favorite chair!

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

This chair reminds you there’s always room to grow.
13/10 Good for humans who like to feel smol. Or need a nap. Or have extra butt.

The Clift Royal Sonesta Hotel, San Francisco. Middle… https://t.co/SbtlzVCSpD

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

This chair comes with directions.
10/10 good for humans with questions.
Google Community Space https://t.co/tS9NTNdi4O

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

Hello, chicken.

#selfcare #daug #protein #isimportant #iwoofout https://t.co/iBcPfvpuuQ

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

Sometimes mom notices I’m cold and blankets me. She takes after dad that way.

#selfcare #daug #blanket #burrito https://t.co/9I58eyaZNP

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

Some days I spend sitting on mom. Because she needs me to.

#selfcaredaug #momcare #daug https://t.co/Ak4Tr3z77Z

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

Is important to take video game breaks. Is important to nap. Therefore. Best idea. Find someone to play the video games for you so you can nap on them.

#selfcare #daug #videogames #nap https://t.co/9DmyfAJZYA

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

Life always looks brighter when I go outside.

...I wonder if it’s the sunshine.

#selfcare #daug #doit #gooutside #dogpark #joinme #optimism #hashtag https://t.co/gAiCIY40wn

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

Dat mlem doe.

#daug #mlem https://t.co/xxiOHh715y

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

I did a Reddit AMA. I forgot to tell you though. Don’t come because it is over.
https://t.co/X39lXDGHYq

#latergram… https://t.co/s6JWkCG6wZ

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

Sleep is important. Is better in bed, but couch naps count too. Bring a friend. https://t.co/S6Si3dJVs8

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

YouTube doesn’t help me. I go to escape my mom and I find 2 of them.

#selfcare #daug #YouTube #life https://t.co/bj12PWIa1j

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

Sometimes you have to get crazy before you get happy.

#selfcare #daug #playtime #beyou https://t.co/fGMbn9AuRP

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

Music understands. Music listens. Well at least it doesn’t stop me when I sing.

#selfcare #daug #music #feelings #sing https://t.co/lFyv31aed8

[Chloe @DaugInChair]

Sometimes when you feel very small. It helps to have someone big hold you. (I think it helps them too) https://t.co/TnCAaFjHWo