Daunte Culpepper

I used to make touchdowns. Now I make jokes.

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

@jsmithers9291 I'd like to see HIM order a pizza from you...

[Prairie Business @PrairieBiz]

#Fargo-Moorhead business news; @DaunteCulpepper to greet fans
at #Moorhead Sam's Club
http://t.co/HGWtKMSbEr @SamsClub #PBiz

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

@fatLUNCH imagine how many carts they'd have if @RandyMoss was sitting next to me.

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

@kraftmac19 and it was DELICIOUS.

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

@jsmithers9291 SECOND best?!

[Sabrina @sabrinalaffan]

@DaunteCulpepper Please #support my Goddaughter's #fundraising efforts! #agedout #fostercare #fosterchild #love http://t.co/x25oWukw1J

[SiriusXM NFL Radio @SiriusXMNFL]

Former NFL QB @DaunteCulpepper joins Howard David & @Gil_Brandt right now!!

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

What does a Kicker say on Halloween? "Trick or Cleat". #bam #doublebam #jokesallday

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

Holding auditions for my new improv troupe 'GiggleFitz' @ the Peabody in Orlando on the 12th. If you're FUNNY, let's make some MONEY.

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

@JaryMane1 I'll be doing two sets at the Tickle Zone in Jacksonville on March 3rd. Tickets are only $185. Come for a giggle!

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

What did the football do when he came out of the confession booth? "A Hail Mary". #newone #sirjokesalot

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

@HysomZ Hmm... not familiar with him.

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

@RandyMoss Love ya back buddy! If you're going to be in Wichita, come see my stand-up comedy show!

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

Why did the running back plug his nose? "Because his quarterback let off a long BOMB". #getit #thinkaboutit #nevertooearlyforfarts

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

@HysomZ MJ? Michael Jackson?

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

@TaylorByron @NemoGregory Lay one on me. I might need writers.

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

@HysomZ How DO you feel?-- '12 Daunte Culpepper (P.S. How did you get the letters to go all bold like that?)

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

What did the football say to the foot? "I get a KICK out of you". #andsometimesafieldgoal #jokeattack

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

Hey, @RandyMoss-- will you tweet the peeps about my upcoming stand-up comedy show? Wichita on the 30th at 4PM. For Tix: http://t.co/o5ylOcvs

[Daunte Culpepper @DaunteCulpepper]

@RandyMoss You coming to see my comedy show in Wichita on the 30th? Be great to see you there. Check here for tix: http://t.co/o5ylOcvs