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I live for pendejadas

[D @DavFlor72]

See 22 Take 22 🥃 FaceTime Birthday Shots

[MartinTalkCowboys @DAK_4_MVP]

49ers has a longer SB drought than the Cowboys btw

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

I’d rather have the two first round draft picks than give Micah Parsons nearly $200 million. Cowboys will get ripped for this trade, but I think it’s the right move if that’s the cost. They weren’t a Super Bowl team with him, still aren’t without him.

[D @DavFlor72]

Not just a Miracle but a Rigged election* Don’t fuck with the peoples choice

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

HOLY SH*T 🚨 CNN’s Chris Wallace: “It would be a miracle if Kamala wins with these numbers” 😂

Kamala Harris has already officially lost CNN

STAY IN LINE, WE ARE MAKING HISTORY 🇺🇸

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

HOLY SH*T 🚨 CNN’s Chris Wallace: “It would be a miracle if Kamala wins with these numbers” 😂

Kamala Harris has already officially lost CNN

STAY IN LINE, WE ARE MAKING HISTORY 🇺🇸

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

If you’re voting for Kamala because of abortion laws…

you should realize that she won’t be able to go in and change the abortion laws !!

She has been sitting VP for 2 years since the Supreme Court’s 2022 decision in Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization, which overturned Roe v. Wade. This decision removed the federal constitutional protection for abortion, allowing individual states to set their own abortion laws and regulations

and since then, Kamala has done nothing to change this and would have to go through a republican congress to over turn this decision which wouldn’t happen!!

You’re voting for her because of one SYMBOLIC issue she “SAYS” she’s going to change but hasn’t for 2 years.

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Kamala just acted like she was calling a voter but when she showed the crowd her phone the camera app was open

She’s bout to lose big 🤣

[MartinTalkCowboys @DAK_4_MVP]

Dude had 24 passing TDs...

[D @DavFlor72]

@pxralta Waiting on that FT

[D @DavFlor72]

@pxralta tonight

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

someone check on this Suns fan 💀

[D @DavFlor72]

Stop it 😂 Go see how many times @MicahhParsons11 didn’t get a holding call lmao

[Caleb Downs Fan @demcowboysfan]

No Cowboy player will ever win MVP because idiots like this refuse to put their Cowboy hate bias aside

[Marc Istook @MarcIstook]

What on earth does Micah Parsons have to do to draw a holding call??

[A Pimp Named ßig ßack🕴🏿 @Scotty_Jo_Yung]

Fixed for yall

[Outl✭w @OutlawCowboyNFL]

So, is team W/L record really going to determine MVP?

Total Yds

Dak - 4,479
Lamar - 4,499 ✅

Total TDs

Dak - 34 ✅
Lamar - 29

Total Turnovers

Dak - 10 ✅
Lamar - 13

Comp %

Dak - 68.4 ✅
Lamar - 67.2

TD %

Dak - 5.8 ✅
Lamar - 5.3

INT %

Dak - 1.4 ✅
Lamar - 1.5

Passer Rtg

Dak - 104.2 ✅
Lamar - 102.7

QBR

Dak - 70.5 ✅
Lamar - 65.3

EPA/play

Dak - 0.227 ✅
Lamar - 0.135

Success Rate

Dak - 49.9 ✅
Lamar - 48.2

ANY/A

Dak - 7.19
Lamar - 7.34 ✅

Dak has better overall efficiency AND volume metrics, and is also the main reason for his team’s success (just as Lamar is) this season.

What are we doing here⁉️

[Hoodyz @hoodyz_w]

"DaLlAs NeEdEd ThE ReFs"
Meanwhile...

[D @DavFlor72]

@pxralta I believe it too

[D @DavFlor72]

@pxralta x2

[D @DavFlor72]

A Mimosas day with the homies end like this

[D @DavFlor72]

But I need them to win me this parlay

[D @DavFlor72]

Eagles are ASSSS