David Archibald

Inspirational leader of men who is fundamentally shit at life.

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@AIhealthnut @McDonaldsUK Fact they charge you a pound more for the same meal then give you nothing for it. Scam is the right word for it

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@McDonaldsUK just bought 3 of your Minecraft meals specifically for the toy. Return home to no toy & 2 very disappointed kids. As Joe Pesci said in Lethal Weapon "they always f*** you at the drive thru..."

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Mwakinyo should never be allowed to box professionally again. Clearly took a dive there. Embarrassing. Boxing loves hitting a new low

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@eugeneh84 Bit embarrassing mate, don't you know You're not nineteen forever.....

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@Betfair thank god your site was down. I wanted to put £1k on havertz first goal. Saved me big time.....

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https://t.co/DefogUHJFN

Feel sorry for these kids, they can't escape it. You want to talk to them "hey Alexa" - bullied. Too loud & parents say "hey Alexa, can you turn it down?" - bullied.

If only they could introduce themselves as a short or nickname, but that's illegal 🤔

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@eugeneh84 @maxrushden Wouldn't be much change in xi for spurs & arsenal I imagine....

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Hard to understand Chris Coleman given how far his tongue is up Bales arse..... #TOTSOU

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@GNev2 agree with you completely on this Super League nonsense but be careful how vociferously you campaign. Someone smart might remind you of your part in killing the FA Cup. Don't remember you speaking out when Fergie prioritised the World Club Championship.... 🤔

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@JonMullin_84 @Matt_sanders86 "Bent Coppers" don't keep 9-5 hours. Leave Steve be. If he wants to commute 100s of miles for a hug that's his prerogative

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@eugeneh84 @easyok1872 The divot was a cult classic cut. I like to think I made it fashionable.... 🤣

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@MattyShowsFox will you be doing the podcast with blocker & kenty again soon?

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@eugeneh84 Haha can't believe we lost our knights Templar escort

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@JonMullin_84 Last thing struck that nicely at 101 ended with someone's head through a fence.....

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@eugeneh84 Disgraceful isn't it

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@TheKnowledge_GU How would last nights Liverpool Chelsea game have restarted if Chelsea had scored straight from the Kante handball that wasnt deemed a penalty. As the goal would have been disallowed for touching hand, but wasnt in an unnatural position (imo)

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@ragingnull @fionamflanagan1 @CarlDevitt What's wrong with the vaccine? Interested to know so I can avoid being a sheep heading towards a cull.

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@TheBeerHawk Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's still not working. Literally just loading a page that never goes anywhere

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@TheBeerHawk trying to place an order all day today & your site doesn't seem to want to take my money. Literally hit the place order button & nothing happens