Dave Barry

Hater of ketchup packets; proud supporter of ketchup pumps. Shooters keep shooting

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Fish n chips > chips n salsa 🇲🇽

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@JManziel2 Sir this is a Wendy’s

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@StainbrookNFL @cavsdan I’m looking at his car right now, he’s here

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@Gabepluguez Is this the Onion

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@KirkHerbstreit Bring back roids honestly. Sammy Sosa hitting 560 foot bombs then waving as he rounded the bases was a thing of beauty

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@nfldraftscout Sounds like this is gonna cost you an arm and a leg

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@KLASSIQTUNEZ HQ

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@BDHerzinger @united Sir this is a Wendy’s

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@johnnyutah @AmericanAir Sir you cannot order 3 Frosties. Only 2 per single virgin living in their mother’s basement.

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@johnkonrad @Delta Sir this is a Wendy’s

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@DoubleVodkaDon Your chins seem mad

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@DoubleVodkaDon Does your face eat itself?

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@Coach_Corso @DoubleVodkaDon @stoolpresidente @DKSports @DKCasino @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat He’s hiding it in his chins

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@GfedGoCrazy A peach

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@gellisbsb Clayton Coleslaw

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@PSchrags That’s a fun nugget

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@SethWalder @AndrewSiciliano Exactly what a nerd would say

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@USMNT GROUPED

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@KFCBarstool Sometimes things change on a dime. Like when your wife thought she had a loyal soon to be father when she was 9 months pregnant 🤡