Bender

Follower of Jesus, Dad to Lucy and Sam. Player of DND, connoisseur of dad jokes.

[Bender @DaveBendy]

- *New NPC is introduced*
- Party:ROLL FOR HOTNESS
- DM:19!
- Me to the party: Damn she's kinda hot
- *DM rapidly typing trying to let me know that the spoiler for this session is that that's my character's mom*

Haven't laughed that hard in a hot minute. Damn I love this game.

[Bender @DaveBendy]

My recommended ads are getting weird because I've back-to-back searched "Curly Girl Method" and "Mustache/Beard care".

[Bender @DaveBendy]

I had tears coming down about Suvi "talking" to her dad and then you END IT.

[Bender @DaveBendy]

Ok screw you Brennen for having a character say "We need to talk" at the end of the episode. You nasty little man.

[Bender @DaveBendy]

One of the best from the most recent episode. Wysocki doesn't miss.

[Game Changer 👐 @GameChangerSam]

Are you brave enough to ask Mr. Mayonnaise for no mayo?

🥪#MakeSomeNoise (@JacobWysocki / @vicmmic)

[Bender @DaveBendy]

@jordansydnee He's the guy in math problems

[Bender @DaveBendy]

@reynolds_ross Lol, glad they have a sense of urgency about things

[Bender @DaveBendy]

People who message "Hi {name}" in Teams/Slack and waiting for a reply before typing what you want:

Why?

[Bender @DaveBendy]

@davidallyoung Oh I don't. I like to see how long it takes them to finally write their question lol

[Bender @DaveBendy]

Parenting pro-tip:

Never let your firstborn sit in a seat where they can see the speedometer, they will lose all faith that you are capable of being a law-abiding citizen.

[Bender @DaveBendy]

Ok all you people who told me to watch Full Metal Alchemist are dead to me. I've cried twice in 6 episodes. holy moly.

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[Bender @DaveBendy]

First person to say they wish they had my problem gets a mean look

[Bender @DaveBendy]

I did it friends.

After always struggling to gain weight all my life and getting down to a dangerously low depression weight, I hit my first weight goal. I've gone from a grown man the size of a 7th grader to a grown man the size of an 8th grader.

[Bender @DaveBendy]

*TOTK being released 12 hours ago*

84759572 YouTube channels: "37 things you DIDNT KNOW you could do in TOTK!"

[Bender @DaveBendy]

Someone harming my Korean Dad would be the beginning of my John Wick story.

[Manny🎬 @themovieweirdo]

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range

[Bender @DaveBendy]

but for real guys, it's 2023 stop calling people 'resources'

[Bender @DaveBendy]

I'm going to refer to each sales person and account exec as a 'resource' and see how long it takes them to catch on.